All posts tagged "Breaking"

  • Bendigo Decides: How Do You Eat a Whole Lettuce

    The people of Bendigo have spoken on the tough questions. Mosque. Trams. How long the Kangaroo Flat swimming pool should be. Now it’s how to eat a head of lettuce. The Apple Method Party have been vocal...

    • Posted August 19, 2018
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  • Wine Review: Wild Duck Creek 2010 Yellow Hammer Hill.

    Smells like the Incredible Hulk after a work-out in IXL’s vat of raspberry conserve, and tastes like a raspberry chocolate mud cake made by Adriano Zumbo hammered in your face by Thor. Yep. Super power wine.

    • Posted August 18, 2018
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  • Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel

    Last night Jimmy Barnes returned to Bendigo for a show at the currently closed Goldmines Hotel. It was a private event held by the new owners. They had met Barnes at a recent show at Ulumbarra Theatre....

    • Posted August 18, 2018
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  • Local Man Angry There’s No Bunnings In Eaglehawk

    Local man is literally spewing after receiving a letter from Bunnings. He is angry there are no plans to build a Bunnings in Eaglehawk. Jim Erikson said “I’m sick of driving 10 minutes to the Epsom store...

    • Posted August 17, 2018
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  • Fun Fact: The Last Letter in a Sentence is Still Not a Capital Letter

    The dictionary says there is no word that finishes with a capital letteR. LetteR. That looks wronG. It makes no sensE. And what is a mews anywaY? Aside from a person who inspires creativitY? You’rE goinG tO...

    • Posted August 17, 2018
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  • Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas

    A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that Daddy Finger or Baby Shark song miss Christmas. Kids have been playing the same 3 YouTube videos over and over ad-nausem. Parents...

    • Posted August 16, 2018
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  • 29 Year Old Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts

    Bendigo’s biggest Harry Potter fan, 29 year old Mary Clunes from Eaglehawk is still waiting for her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She has been waiting since her 11th birthday but it never...

    • Posted August 16, 2018
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  • Bendigo’s first pro lotto player

    Kennington resident Paul Lindell expressed his desire this week to become Bendigo’s first professional lottery player. “I mean, there’s professional poker players, there’s professional punters, what’s stopping me from becoming a pro Powerball player?” said Paul. “How...

    • Posted August 15, 2018
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  • Less Spew Outside Elmore Memorial Hall Than Expected

    “I was expecting a lot more spew,” said a charmed tourist to Elmore. Last night Orchestra Victoria continued its tour of towns-never-really-heard-of, allowing people not from around here to come, sit, listen, and be enchanted by their...

    • Posted August 15, 2018
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  • Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day

    Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully’s Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally time to retire. The Laughing Pig Hotel has been put up for sale but the memories it...

    • Posted August 14, 2018
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