All posts tagged "Breaking"

  • Division Divides Bendigo Rioters Festival

    It has been a success every year, but not everyone is happy with the upcoming Bendigo Rioters Festival. “Rioting is about more than the troublemakers they are promoting,” states Eugene Fisk. “There are now rioters operating in...

    • Posted August 8, 2016
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  • Man Confuses Pokemon Go for Tinder

    ‘We’re very happy thank you,’ says Norman Bates, 36, of the relationship he has found. ‘It was easy to start. All I had to do was create a character, and most of that came from Facebook.’ At...

    • Posted July 27, 2016
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  • Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold

    “The Olympic’s are right around the corner and it’s time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society team captain. “None of this jogging into the bush, looking for a flag on a tree, and...

    • Posted July 23, 2016
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  • Star Wars Fans to Hold Rally Against Release of Star Trek Movie in Bendigo

    “We don’t want their kind around here,” stated a man dressed as an Ewok. “Warp drive! That’s not even a thing!” A dispute has erupted as a new Star Trek movie is planned for release in Bendigo...

    • Posted July 14, 2016
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  • Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere

    Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week. “It is not an optical illusion,” said Dr Philip Shambrook while standing next to a...

    • Posted July 8, 2016
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  • What’s Next For Marilyn?

    “She’s become a friend to the city, and the city has become a friend to her,” said one local. “I no longer tell people I’m passing the fountain. I tell them I’m passing Marilyn,” said another. “What’s...

    • Posted July 6, 2016
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  • G’rilled Serving Mesculin Confuses Man Seeking Mescaline

    “They’ve got freaking mescaline in the burgers,” said Tim Shaw of Axedale. “Freaking mescaline! This is going to be freaking awesome. I’m freaking stoked. Freaking A man. Whoa!” The G’rilled Family Burger Chain currently serves a sandwich...

    • Posted July 4, 2016
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  • M&M’s The New Australian Currency

    Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can’t find it? Throughout the world money/currency after Britain’s Brexit is becoming scarce. What is the solution you ask? Well look no further…. Australia’s currency is now...

    • Posted June 28, 2016
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  • Benexit Campaign Officially Launched

    In the bowels of the Shamrock, or is it bowls – I keep getting those two mixed up (would it be bowls?) Bendigo’s Concerned Citizens Council held an announcement. “It’s time Bendigo seized control of its destiny,”...

    • Posted June 26, 2016
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  • Eddie McGuire Upset as Stand-up Material is Poorly Received

    Eddie McGuire, 51, should know better, recently tested material from this upcoming stand-up show, I’m not a Caroline Wilson hater but.., while hosting one of his programs. “I’ve been in the public eye for a long time,”...

    • Posted June 21, 2016
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