All posts tagged "Breaking"

  • Victoria’s First Heroin Parlour to Open in Bendigo

    “It seemed a natural progression,” said Fakey McStory, 87, Sailors Gully. After watching WWE wrestling become more extreme with the UFC, and McDonald’s become fancy with Grill’d, and Coke-a-Cola go uber unhealthy with Red Bull (seriously even...

    • Posted October 22, 2018
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  • The Poster Should Say 8pm

    Yes, the next Handle Bar gig is going to be Freddie Kruger. A ripper. Or we could have said “Jack” but that as some negative implications. We could say, “This gig is Jack” and that could be...

    • Posted October 21, 2018
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  • Crate Man Announced As The Next Bachelor

    Channel Ten announced yesterday that the next Bachelor will be Bendigo’s own Crate Man. “I’m just looking for the right Crate to spend the rest of my life with” said Crate Man. “Crate Woman is out there...

    • Posted October 16, 2018
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  • Art Installation Removed To Make Way For Lesser Art Installations

    The biggest, most important thing in Bendigo has come. And gone. Crateman, the reason some people like Bendigo at all, was taken away by the Fuzz (or probably council, we didn’t watch). “It was in the way,”...

    • Posted October 11, 2018
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  • La Trobe Uni Student’s Study Habit Borders On The Insane

    “To start with,” said Hilary Duff, 19, originally from Echuca but now Hilltops Aprt. “Before I start study I like to boil a jug of tea, then rub the tea leaves onto my body, sit with my...

    • Posted October 11, 2018
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  • Special Edition of the Bendigo Comedy podcast

    Do you want to hear what’s the go with the Bendigo Comedy Festival? Come closer to the wireless good friend. Here some local comedians talk about their favourite shows in the festival. Listen in:

    • Posted October 10, 2018
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  • New Eaglehawk Children’s Playground Has One Major Drawback

    It’s still in Eaglehawk.

    • Posted October 10, 2018
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  • Crateman Makes A Point

    It is time. If Crateman can get behind the need to laugh. So can everyone. Crateman, fabled, friendly, honest, and mostly plastic – which is a massive no, no in today’s coffee drinking society. Imagine if there...

    • Posted October 10, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy Festival: Daniel Connell – Bit of Shush

    Come along and see… Daniel Connell could easily be described as the ideal Aussie comedian – affable, loveable and hilarious. His observational, dry, often unanticipated comedy has seen him take to stages all over the country. ‘A...

    • Posted October 9, 2018
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  • Rossie Park Poppet Head To Reopen For Mining

    “Ok, so, look, the coffers are a bit dingy,” said a secret council member, “So we got together and thought up this idea, see, right, ok, what we do is start mining again.” It’s been, well, Fosterville...

    • Posted October 9, 2018
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