All posts tagged "Breaking"

  • M&M’s The New Australian Currency

    Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can’t find it? Throughout the world money/currency after Britain’s Brexit is becoming scarce. What is the solution you ask? Well look no further…. Australia’s currency is now...

    • Posted August 13, 2018
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  • TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump

    TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump “Yeah it just hit me,” said Margot Robbie. “I’d been talking about Donald Trump for not even a few seconds, and just the thought of reporting...

    • Posted April 28, 2018
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  • Private School Removes ‘School’. Offers New Classes

    Parents are outraged this today after a unnamed private school principal from Bendigo banned the word “Schools” from schools, claiming he wanted to make schools “more acceptable to lower class families”. “It’s not a school. It’s a...

    • Posted January 30, 2018
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  • Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

    Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump mask he was given in last years Kris Kringle. Work colleagues discovered...

    • Posted January 29, 2018
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  • Bendigo Man Eats Own Head

    “Tastes like chicken,” reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on an end of season footy trip a teammate of Mark’s at...

    • Posted January 7, 2018
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  • Big Stories of 2017 in Bendigo: Marriage Rights

    Emotional scenes in Bendigo this year as a plate ran away with a spoon. “It’s simply ridiculous,” said Pasta Joylife, a Catholic spokesman (Yep it was a man. Definitely a man. We’re not being sexist but you...

    • Posted December 23, 2017
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    Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones

    HUNTLY MAN Guy Sunbury announced to his work colleague’s he has never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones. The conversation began around the water cooler during morning tea in June. He was asked if he was...

    • Posted November 20, 2017
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  • Hipster Crushed To Death By Own Man Bun

    BREAKING: Paramedics are preparing to transport a man to hospital after reportedly being crushed by his own Man Bun The incident occurred at a Butte St property in North Bendigo a short time after 9:45am. A Bendigo...

    • Posted November 17, 2017
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    Eaglehawk Student Cures Hangovers Permanently

    Eaglehawk Student Greg Frankly has created the most successful hangover cure. The 16 year old accidentally discovered “Uncle Greg’s Wake-Up Juice” upon returning from the school dance after a big night out. The recipe includes mixing every...

    • Posted July 22, 2017
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  • Storm Shakes Bendigo Man’s House and Makes Him Wish He Bought a More Expensive House

    Wind and rain lash Bendigo, causing Adam West to rue his decision to opt for the rustic look. “Okay, okay,” said Mr West, holding a shoe box over his head, “I could have gotten one of those...

    • Posted July 17, 2017
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