All posts tagged "Breaking"

  • Bendigo Comedy Festival: Cody Jones – Life Circus

    Come along and see… Local Comedian Cody Jones brings his laid back, honest style of comedy delivery to his brand new show at the Bendigo Comedy Festival. The show traverses the oddities of Cody’s life, from fighting...

    • Posted October 2, 2018
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  • Bendigo Bank Office Floor Unable To Find Chairlift Lever

    “Hey Marty does your chair go up?” asks TIm from IT, who is 27 and lives with his Mum in Huntly. “Narr mate I don’t think so,” replies Marty, also in IT but a different type, and...

    • Posted October 2, 2018
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  • No Jobs Means Growth in Golden Square

    Extra self-service checkouts have been installed in Golden Square, and the locals couldn’t be happier. “Volunteering is a great thing, and there’s no better business to support,” said one local. Yes, slavery, or unpaid work, used to...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy Festival: Mike Elliott – BENDIGO THE MUSICAL

    Come along and see… Bendigo The Musical is the show Bendigo needs and deserves. It’s a one-man musical journey of Bendigo life, the people and places. Some stories are real and some are made up. It’s a...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • Bendigo Decides God is Vengeful

    In a lackluster vote, that didn’t meet the heights of past question – How Do You Eat A Head Of Lettuce, Bendigo has deemed god (or “God” depending on how you see things – or if you...

    • Posted October 1, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy Gigs in October

    October… Thursday to Saturday, 11-12 October – Bendigo Comedy Festival at the Shamrock Hotel – https://www.bendigotourism.com/bendigo-comedy-festival Tuesday 23 October – Cambrian Comedy Lab – Open Mic at the Cambrian Hotel Thursday 25 October – Handle Bar Comedy...

    • Posted September 30, 2018
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  • Bendigo Comedy Festival: Ashley Greblo – Wacko Mad Man

    Come along and see… Sex, fish and skateboarding. Local boy Ash Greblo returns home to debut his first solo hour. Strap yourself in for a wild ride of stories and jokes that have been built up performing...

    • Posted September 30, 2018
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  • Golden Square Man Vacuums Bath

    “What? It was dusty,” said Norm Beatie, 47, Golden Square. “Darl, I said clean the bath, not suck up the plug hole,” said Martha Beatie, 47, Golden Square. “You got a better idea Love?” said Norm. “Get...

    • Posted September 30, 2018
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  • Precursor to Women’s International T20 Interests Almost Nobody

    “It’s not like it’s Jimmy Barnes, or Meatloaf,” said Barry Jenkins, 37, White Hills. Bendigo residents have expressed mild-delight about the last Saturday in September, with a football-ish style game heralding the start of cricket season. “There’s...

    • Posted September 29, 2018
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  • Eaglehawk Resident Doesn’t Care For Other Grand Final

    “Premiers!” said Troy Butterfield, 45, from Eaglehawk. The AFL Grand Final is on today, but for Mr Butterfield the big game was last week. “Premiers! said Mr Butterfield. Eaglehawk played Strathfieldsaye last weekend in the Bendigo Football...

    • Posted September 29, 2018
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