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Construction Begins On Napier St Mosque
Bendigo Man Attends Office Christmas Party, Still Can’t Remember Colleague’s Name
Bendigo Brewery Wins Award for Most Pretentious Beer Name Yet
Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass
Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist
Alien Space Monkey Pirates Attack Bendigo
No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List
Riot Squad Called After A Red Cordial Party Gets Out Of Hand
Local Man Robbed Of Single Use Bags From His Home
Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off
Kangaroo Flat Man Honoured for Unprecedented Myki Evasion Streak
Fashions On The Flu: Are You A The Kelly Gang Member or A Member of The Mouth Mask Mob? Take Our Quiz To Find Out!!
Australians To Start Taking More Shits At Work
Locals With ‘The Rona’ To Isolate On Lake Tom Thumb Island
Miracle Baby Born At Long Gully Splash Park
Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff
5 Toilet Paper Replacements That Work And 5 That Don’t
Actual Halloween Goes Past Unnoticed
Local Man Gets Arm Replaced With Claw Machine Claw
Man Declares Victory in the Correct Way to Pronounce ‘Ulumbarra’
Housing Crisis Solved! 110,000 People, 1 House, Infinite Awkward Moments
Kangaroo Flat Man Plans Extra Shits After Buying Tower Of Toilets At Aldi
Magic: The Gathering Player Suspended After Failing Drugs Test
Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads
Reality Of Fatherhood Really Never Hit Home On Man Until He Changed Newborn Son’s First Nappy
Man Declares ‘Love is Blind,’ Breaks Up with Girlfriend for Having 20/20 Vision
Kangaroo Flat To Get A New Wave Pool
Self-employed Woman Gets Herself In Her Office Secret Santa
Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself
Close Talker Struggles With 1.5m Rule
Pizza Shop Refuses To Deliver To House On Napier St Upgrade
Bendigo To Host Scooter Stealing In 2026 Commonwealth Games
Pinch And Punch For First Day Of The Month Ends In Bloody Mess
Zaphod Beeblebrox Campaigns for American Presidency
Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change
Bendigo Coles Only Playing ‘All I Want For Christmas’ For The Next 8 Weeks
La Trobe’s Bruce Week Rises from the Ashes, Now Named After WIN News Presenter
Locals call for larger portions at Lazy Moe’s
VicRoads Asks Public To Finish The Napier St Roadworks
TV Reporter Visibly Sick at Having to Talk About Donald Trump
“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers
This Week in Bendigo History
Year of the Dragon Declared ‘Year of the Mother-in-Law’
TAFE To Offer Course On How To Eat A Bunnings Snag
Man Who Counts Sheep For A Living Falls Asleep on the Job
Council To Provide Parking Bays For Dickhead Drivers
Evil Genius Captures Giant Heart in Bendigo And Ties It To The Ground For Ransom
“Long Gully’s Not That Bad” says person who lives there
Remains Of A Reverse Centaur Found At Lake Neangar
Bible Story Hour Debuts at Bendigo Library With Godly Flair
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