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Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport

In a shocking turn of events, parking underground at the Bendigo Marketplace has evolved from a mundane activity into a full-fledged blood sport, leaving...

Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft

Bendigo TAFE has introduced a cutting-edge Certificate 2 in Vehicle Theft, proving that education can truly open doors – car doors, that is. The...

Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall

Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise...

Bendigo’s Oldest Pothole Nominated for State Heritage Listing

Bendigo's oldest and most treacherous pothole has been nominated for state heritage listing. The pothole, estimated to have formed during the last Ice Age, has...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads

Bendigo Police are scratching their heads as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of a pair of jumper cables. The report arrived early yesterday morning...

Study Finds People Who Ride Mobility Scooters Don’t Know Footpaths Actually Exist

In a groundbreaking study released today, researchers have discovered that a shocking number of mobility scooter users appear to be utterly oblivious to the...

E-Scooters Given the Go-Ahead; “Oh Shit! We’re All Gonna Die” Says Pedestrian

In a bold move, the Victorian Government have finally legalised e-scooters. The move has sparked outrage among some pedestrians who claim the decision will...

Local Man’s Inability to Parallel Park Now Considered a Tourist Attraction

A local man's chronic inability to parallel park has become the city's newest tourist attraction, drawing crowds and generating significant revenue for Bendigo's tourism...

Bendigo’s Potholes Now Officially Classified as Tourist Attractions

The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking decision to rebrand the city's numerous potholes as tourist attractions. In a well-attended press conference, Mayor...

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