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Bendigo Breaks Silence on Alien Abduction Phenomenon – Turns Out They Just Want Good Coffee

Locals have finally spilled the space beans on the mysterious alien abduction encounters that have perplexed the town for years. As it turns out,...

Local Hipster Claims His Moustache Is a Registered Therapy Animal

Local hipster, Dash Hawthorne, announced yesterday that his moustache, fondly named "Whiskers," is now a registered therapy animal. The 29-year-old coffee enthusiast says he's...

Castlemaine Plans Monumental Hipster Statue

In an audacious attempt to outdo Dadswell's Bridge's beloved Giant Koala, Castlemaine has announced plans for a monumental Hipster statue. The proposed statue, dubbed "The...

Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch

Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous crime of refusing to...

Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People

In a groundbreaking study by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled that Bendigo now has more cafés than actual residents. This...

“Babyccino’s Are Gateway to Caffeine Addiction” Says Local Mum

Five-year-old Bylan Bacardi has been a Babyccino drinker since birth. "It's mothers milk," he says. "It started off as an innocent cafe stop and now...

Barista or Soccer Player?

Can you spot a barista if you saw one in the street? Take our quiz and see if you can separate the baristas from the...

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