All posts tagged "Eaglehawk"

  • Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

    Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump mask he was given in last years Kris Kringle. Work colleagues discovered...

    • Posted January 29, 2018
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    Eaglehawk Student Cures Hangovers Permanently

    Eaglehawk Student Greg Frankly has created the most successful hangover cure. The 16 year old accidentally discovered “Uncle Greg’s Wake-Up Juice” upon returning from the school dance after a big night out. The recipe includes mixing every...

    • Posted July 22, 2017
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  • Bendigo’s Biggest Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts

    Bendigo’s biggest Harry Potter fan, 29 year old Mary Clunes from Eaglehawk is still waiting for her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She has been waiting since her 11th birthday but it never...

    • Posted April 4, 2016
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