All posts tagged "Featured"

  • Bendigo Decides: How Do You Eat a Whole Lettuce

    The people of Bendigo have spoken on the tough questions. Mosque. Trams. How long the Kangaroo Flat swimming pool should be. Now it’s how to eat a head of lettuce. The Apple Method Party have been vocal...

    • Posted August 19, 2018
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  • Wine Review: Wild Duck Creek 2010 Yellow Hammer Hill.

    Smells like the Incredible Hulk after a work-out in IXL’s vat of raspberry conserve, and tastes like a raspberry chocolate mud cake made by Adriano Zumbo hammered in your face by Thor. Yep. Super power wine.

    • Posted August 18, 2018
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  • Jimmy Barnes Plays Goldmines Hotel

    Last night Jimmy Barnes returned to Bendigo for a show at the currently closed Goldmines Hotel. It was a private event held by the new owners. They had met Barnes at a recent show at Ulumbarra Theatre....

    • Posted August 18, 2018
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  • Local Man Angry There’s No Bunnings In Eaglehawk

    Local man is literally spewing after receiving a letter from Bunnings. He is angry there are no plans to build a Bunnings in Eaglehawk. Jim Erikson said “I’m sick of driving 10 minutes to the Epsom store...

    • Posted August 17, 2018
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  • 29 Year Old Potter Fan Still Waiting For Letter From Hogwarts

    Bendigo’s biggest Harry Potter fan, 29 year old Mary Clunes from Eaglehawk is still waiting for her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She has been waiting since her 11th birthday but it never...

    • Posted August 16, 2018
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  • Bendigo’s first pro lotto player

    Kennington resident Paul Lindell expressed his desire this week to become Bendigo’s first professional lottery player. “I mean, there’s professional poker players, there’s professional punters, what’s stopping me from becoming a pro Powerball player?” said Paul. “How...

    • Posted August 15, 2018
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  • Less Spew Outside Elmore Memorial Hall Than Expected

    “I was expecting a lot more spew,” said a charmed tourist to Elmore. Last night Orchestra Victoria continued its tour of towns-never-really-heard-of, allowing people not from around here to come, sit, listen, and be enchanted by their...

    • Posted August 15, 2018
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  • Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day

    Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully’s Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally time to retire. The Laughing Pig Hotel has been put up for sale but the memories it...

    • Posted August 14, 2018
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  • Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

    Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump mask he was given in last years Kris Kringle. Work colleagues discovered...

    • Posted January 29, 2018
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  • Stupid Man Mistakes Bendigo for Ballarat

    Confusing scenes at Bendigo’s Information Centre yesterday as a man refused to accept he had driven two hours to Bendigo rather than Ballarat. “He kept demanding to see the old place where people wear old clothes and...

    • Posted April 2, 2016
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