All posts tagged "Featured"

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    Huntly Man Brags About Never Seeing Game Of Thrones

    HUNTLY MAN Guy Sunbury announced to his work colleague’s he has never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones. The conversation began around the water cooler during morning tea in June. He was asked if he was...

    • Posted November 20, 2017
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  • Hipster Crushed To Death By Own Man Bun

    BREAKING: Paramedics are preparing to transport a man to hospital after reportedly being crushed by his own Man Bun The incident occurred at a Butte St property in North Bendigo a short time after 9:45am. A Bendigo...

    • Posted November 17, 2017
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    Eaglehawk Student Cures Hangovers Permanently

    Eaglehawk Student Greg Frankly has created the most successful hangover cure. The 16 year old accidentally discovered “Uncle Greg’s Wake-Up Juice” upon returning from the school dance after a big night out. The recipe includes mixing every...

    • Posted July 22, 2017
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  • Bendigo Standard Investigates the Eye Thingy Fake News Stuff

    “Nup. Not a clue who made it,” said Mike Elliott, Senior Editor of the Bendigo Standard. “I’ve not even seen the eye thingy story,” said Luke Morris, Junior Vice-Senior Editor of the Bendigo Standard. Apparently the media...

    • Posted July 19, 2017
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  • Storm Shakes Bendigo Man’s House and Makes Him Wish He Bought a More Expensive House

    Wind and rain lash Bendigo, causing Adam West to rue his decision to opt for the rustic look. “Okay, okay,” said Mr West, holding a shoe box over his head, “I could have gotten one of those...

    • Posted July 17, 2017
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    Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix

    EPSOM man Bruce Richards today announced on Social Media he had finished watching everything on Netflix. The 43 year old quit his position as a Barista 2 years ago to become a professional Netflix watcher. “I started...

    • Posted April 26, 2017
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  • Bendigo Medical Reminds Man Of Routine Pap Smear

    “Golly,” said Mr Luke Morris. “I didn’t know I needed to have a pap smear.” The email he received spoke of a routine procedure conducted on women. “The bit I found most surprising was not the lack...

    • Posted December 18, 2016
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  • Man Tries To Justify Looking At Dresses

    The Maticevski exhibition in Bendigo stirred the interest of local David “Davo” Smith. “Bloody interesting, I mean, nothing weird about it, I mean, it’s okay, strewth.” Davo, 24, of Cal. Gully, went to the fashion exhibition alone....

    • Posted October 13, 2016
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  • Man Hugs Another Man, Anti-Marriage Equality Activists Don’t Complain

    “Seems perfectly alright,” said Mr. Loony Bin, head of The People For No Bum Sex In My Backyard Alliance. After hours of standing with grown men, slapping each other on the back and cheering themselves horse, while...

    • Posted October 2, 2016
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  • Dog Dresses as Cat for a Birthday

    “We thought something was a bit fishy,” said party attendee Selma Bouvier, 43, from Long Gully. An orange cat, or is it ginger, or tabby? (Not really my area. Ed.) named Birney – the Bendigo Health spelling...

    • Posted August 14, 2016
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