All posts tagged "Featured"

  • Bendigo Medical Reminds Man Of Routine Pap Smear

    “Golly,” said Mr Luke Morris. “I didn’t know I needed to have a pap smear.” The email he received spoke of a routine procedure conducted on women. “The bit I found most surprising was not the lack...

    • Posted December 18, 2016
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  • Man Tries To Justify Looking At Dresses

    The Maticevski exhibition in Bendigo stirred the interest of local David “Davo” Smith. “Bloody interesting, I mean, nothing weird about it, I mean, it’s okay, strewth.” Davo, 24, of Cal. Gully, went to the fashion exhibition alone....

    • Posted October 13, 2016
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  • Man Hugs Another Man, Anti-Marriage Equality Activists Don’t Complain

    “Seems perfectly alright,” said Mr. Loony Bin, head of The People For No Bum Sex In My Backyard Alliance. After hours of standing with grown men, slapping each other on the back and cheering themselves horse, while...

    • Posted October 2, 2016
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  • Dog Dresses as Cat for a Birthday

    “We thought something was a bit fishy,” said party attendee Selma Bouvier, 43, from Long Gully. An orange cat, or is it ginger, or tabby? (Not really my area. Ed.) named Birney – the Bendigo Health spelling...

    • Posted August 14, 2016
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  • 3 Injured In Lightsaber and Nunchuck Fight

    3 Kangaroo Flat men have been arrested by Police this morning and charged with attempted murder after injuring each other with Star Wars lightsabers and a nunchuck. The three unnamed men aged 26, 28 and 29 were...

    • Posted June 7, 2016
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  • Stupid Man Mistakes Bendigo for Ballarat

    Confusing scenes at Bendigo’s Information Centre yesterday as a man refused to accept he had driven two hours to Bendigo rather than Ballarat. “He kept demanding to see the old place where people wear old clothes and...

    • Posted April 2, 2016
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  • Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit

    An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight. Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol was shocked by the incident. “He’s giving probationary drivers everywhere a bad...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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