All posts tagged "Food"

  • Local Woman Promotes The Benefits Of Chicken Nugget Yoga

    A woman from Maiden Gully has open the doors to a new Bendigo Yoga Studio that specialises in the ancient art of Chicken Nugget Yoga. Namaste. It’s just like regular yoga, with the added element of eating...

    • Posted August 28, 2018
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  • Chips at the National Hotel

    These exquisite portions of potato have been sliced and fried, much like a Christian during the 1500s age of martyrs– the act has made them saintly. Drizzled upon is a salty herb salt mix that has hint...

    • Posted August 23, 2018
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  • Bendigo Decides: How Do You Eat a Whole Lettuce

    The people of Bendigo have spoken on the tough questions. Mosque. Trams. How long the Kangaroo Flat swimming pool should be. Now it’s how to eat a head of lettuce. The Apple Method Party have been vocal...

    • Posted August 19, 2018
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  • M&M’s The New Australian Currency

    Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can’t find it? Throughout the world money/currency after Britain’s Brexit is becoming scarce. What is the solution you ask? Well look no further…. Australia’s currency is now...

    • Posted August 13, 2018
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  • Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way

    Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald Trump mask he was given in last years Kris Kringle. Work colleagues discovered...

    • Posted January 29, 2018
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  • Bendigo Man Eats Own Head

    “Tastes like chicken,” reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on an end of season footy trip a teammate of Mark’s at...

    • Posted January 7, 2018
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  • Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square

    “Oh, that is cheap,” says a man in Golden Square supermarket. The price reduced from $13.00 to $2.80. “It’s be here all day,” says a women with a price discount gun. “Look here Dear,” the man draws...

    • Posted September 1, 2016
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  • G’rilled Serving Mesculin Confuses Man Seeking Mescaline

    “They’ve got freaking mescaline in the burgers,” said Tim Shaw of Axedale. “Freaking mescaline! This is going to be freaking awesome. I’m freaking stoked. Freaking A man. Whoa!” The G’rilled Family Burger Chain currently serves a sandwich...

    • Posted July 4, 2016
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  • New Artisan Restaurant to Open in Bendigo

    In recent years the Bendigo foodie scene has exploded onto the taste buds of locals and tourists alike. Set to join the list of French, Greek, Malay, and Mexican influenced restaurants will be Penguin Palace, which has...

    • Posted May 11, 2016
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