Kangaroo Flat

Lansell Square Replaces Chadstone As The Fashion Capital

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Lansell Square in Kangaroo Flat has surprisingly declared itself as the new fashion capital, replacing Chadstone, the well-established fashion hub in Melbourne. The shopping centre...

Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street

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Residents are demanding more road crossing options in the Kangaroo Flat CBD. Concerned Kangaroo Flatian Rebecca Wright said "Current lights are OK to get from...

Kangaroo Flat Man Finally Takes Down Christmas Decorations

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Local Man Theodore Lane from Kangaroo Flat announced on Social Media today he is finally taking down last years Christmas decorations after the Bendigo...

Groundbreaking Surgery Removes Clingy Girlfriend From Boyfriend

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A gruelling 11-hour marathon operation carried out by 5 leading surgeons in Melbourne has seen the first ever successful removal of a clingy girlfriend...

Local Cows Respond By Cooking Deconstructed Human Sausages

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Upon hearing earlier reports of a deconstructed Sausage Sizzle at Bunnings, local cow Norman Cowsly from Huntly was not amoosed. He has taken it...

Local Man Angry Santa Didn’t Deliver Torque Wrench With Bike

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A local man has complained about Santa on Bendigo Have Your Say after discovering Santa didn't include a torque wrench with his son's bike...

Kangaroo Flat Man Plans Extra Shits After Buying Tower Of Toilets At Aldi

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“I’ll be having curry every night for a week,” said Guy Cool, 32, of K-Flat. The big block of Aldi toilets was a god send...

Top Ten Places To Vomit In Bendigo

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Outside Mr Bob’s Sports Bar (pictured) One way to match the outside with the inside is to vomit both outside and inside. Even if inside...

Kangaroo Flat To Get A New Wave Pool

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Kangaroo Flat is set to get an exciting addition to the Gurri Wanyarra Wellbeing Centre. Bendigo council plans to build a wave pool as...

Flights To Bendigo Cheaper Than A Bondi Beach Car Park

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Western Sydney local Miles Simmons has found it is cheaper and quicker from him to fly from Sydney to Bendigo rather than trying to...
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