All posts tagged "Local"

  • Local Man Ditches Mates To Watch Tim Cahill’s Last Game On A Superior Screen

    Local Man and home theatre enthusiast John Johnson made plans to ditch his mates at the pub to watch Tim Cahill’s last game for Australia tonight and watch the game at home on a far superior screen....

    • Posted November 20, 2018
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  • Rod Fyffe’s Hair To Serve As Mayor

    Days after being re-elected as Mayor, Margaret O’Rourke has resigned. In a shocking twist, Rod Fyffe’s Hair will serve as Mayor instead. Just like the man himself, Rod Fyffe’s hair has a larger-than-life personality. “I’ve been watching...

    • Posted November 14, 2018
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  • Coin-Operated Paywall Failure

    The Bendigo Standard was today restored to its last-known-good state, after attempts to install the internet’s first coin-operated paywall ended in disaster. “I’m not sure exactly what went wrong” said Mike Elliott, editor-in-chief of the Standard. “I...

    • Posted November 13, 2018
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  • Local Apprentice Questions Naming of Blues And Roots Festival

    After a weekend packed with alcohol and live music a local apprentice was left disappointed after months of anticipation. “Where were all the roots?” Jacob Taylor, 18, laughed. “I’ve heard so much about this festival, the guys...

    • Posted November 12, 2018
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  • Pantomime Horse Wins Bendigo Cup AND Fashions On The Field

    A Pantomime Horse has taken out this year’s Bendigo Cup and Fashions On The Field. Yes both. The move has been nick named “The Dusty” after AFL’s Richmond’s Dustin Martin won the 2017 Brownlow and Coleman medals in...

    • Posted October 31, 2018
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  • Local Man Gets Arm Replaced With Claw Machine Claw

    An Epsom Man had his left arm amputated last week after it became stuck in a claw machine at Centro Lansell. The man was trying recover chocolates from the vending machine when the claw refused to let...

    • Posted October 30, 2018
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