All posts tagged "Long Gully"

  • Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day

    Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully’s Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally time to retire. The Laughing Pig Hotel has been put up for sale but the memories it...

    • Posted August 14, 2018
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  • Private School Removes ‘School’. Offers New Classes

    Parents are outraged this today after a unnamed private school principal from Bendigo banned the word “Schools” from schools, claiming he wanted to make schools “more acceptable to lower class families”. “It’s not a school. It’s a...

    • Posted January 30, 2018
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  • Dog Dresses as Cat for a Birthday

    “We thought something was a bit fishy,” said party attendee Selma Bouvier, 43, from Long Gully. An orange cat, or is it ginger, or tabby? (Not really my area. Ed.) named Birney – the Bendigo Health spelling...

    • Posted August 14, 2016
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  • Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit

    An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight. Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol was shocked by the incident. “He’s giving probationary drivers everywhere a bad...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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