All posts tagged "Long Gully"

  • Dog Dresses as Cat for a Birthday

    “We thought something was a bit fishy,” said party attendee Selma Bouvier, 43, from Long Gully. An orange cat, or is it ginger, or tabby? (Not really my area. Ed.) named Birney – the Bendigo Health spelling...

    • Posted August 14, 2016
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  • Private School Removes ‘School’. Offers New Classes

    Parents are outraged this today after a unnamed private school principal from Bendigo banned the word “Schools” from schools, claiming he wanted to make schools “more acceptable to lower class families”. “It’s not a school. It’s a...

    • Posted April 20, 2016
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  • Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit

    An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight. Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol was shocked by the incident. “He’s giving probationary drivers everywhere a bad...

    • Posted March 29, 2016
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