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Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall

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Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise...

“Can Anyone Smell Weed Around Pall Mall?” Locals Demand Answers

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In a bewildering turn of events, residents of Pall Mall are scratching their heads and noses, sniffing the air with suspicion. An enigmatic scent...

Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money

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Local ratepayer, Gary Farke, can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay. "It's like Christmas come early!"...

Teenager Vapes In Hargreaves Mall To Prove He’s Cool

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Local teenager Tim Johnson was spotted vaping in the Hargreaves Mall yesterday afternoon in a bold move to prove his coolness to his peers. “I...

City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD

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City of Greater Bendigo has announced it will install new musical toilets in the CBD. The $700,000 state of the art musical commodes will...

Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself

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Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck said "The refurbishment 10...

City With Violence Problem Cool With Boxing Match

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The City Of Greater Bendigo has told The Bendigo Standard that the Mall Rat problem in Hargreaves Mall isn't that bad. Bob Godfrey, a Councillor...

Traders Hope ‘Baby Shark’ Song Will Drive The Rest Of Bendigo Away From Mall

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Traders in Hargreaves Mall are trying to keep shoppers away from the mall and their businesses. The loop of “Baby Shark” and “Raining Tacos” is...

Kid in the mall says he got 6th degree black belt from watching John Wick 3 trailer

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A 14-year-old boy from Long Gully learned a hard lesson on life when he found out he’s not as cool at martial arts as...

Council sells Bendigo creek bluestones to build Trump’s border wall

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A historic agreement between the city of Greater Bendigo and the US government was signed today. Bendigo council announced the US government will use...
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