All posts tagged "National News"

  • Daryl Braithwaite To Perform At The BFL Grand Final

    Daryl Braithwaite has been announced as this years Bendigo Football League Grand Final entertainment. It has been revealed exclusively to The Bendigo Standard, during The Horses a dozen Pegasus’ will be released into the sky at the QEO. The horse-winged creatures have replaced...

    • Posted August 29, 2018
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  • Man Changes Smoke Alarm Battery When Australia Changes Leadership

    A man from Stawell in Western Victoria admitted he only changes his smoke alarm battery when Australia gains a new Prime Minister. Gerald Fawkes said “Back in the 90’s I kept forgetting to change the battery during...

    • Posted August 27, 2018
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  • Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill

    Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill. “I can’t believe the deal I got.” Mr Jacobs said. “I picked up...

    • Posted August 24, 2018
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  • Zimbabwe sends officials to Australia to assist with orderly change of government leader

    A delegation from the Zimbabwean government will arrive in Australia shortly to provide advice and support to the Australian government during it’s impending leadership change. “Some of these countries have a long history of policital instability, corruption...

    • Posted August 24, 2018
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  • M&M’s The New Australian Currency

    Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can’t find it? Throughout the world money/currency after Britain’s Brexit is becoming scarce. What is the solution you ask? Well look no further…. Australia’s currency is now...

    • Posted August 13, 2018
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  • UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”

    United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. “Muslims are training cats and dogs to take over Australia with their cuteness” said head honcho Willie Powell....

    • Posted April 2, 2016
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  • Mullets For Peace

    The Australian Government has made a unified decision regarding hair and how hair should be cut for equality…. have made a law requiring that everyone should have a mullet haircut.  The Law is entitled ‘The Mullet Act’....

    • Posted March 23, 2016
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