Pets

Arsehole Cat Refuses to Share Laser Pointer

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Mr Whiskers of Huntly has officially announced that the coveted laser pointer is his and his alone. The self-proclaimed "Emperor of Illuminated Dots" has...

Study Finds 7 Out of 10 Bendigo Dogs Prefer Craft Beer to Tap Water

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A recent study confirmed that 70% of Bendigo dogs have a refined taste for craft beer over mundane tap water. This ground-breaking study was...

Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win

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The man and his best friend were out celebrating Geelong’s Grand Final win over the weekend. Ablett the Labrador, a first-time designated driver, drove his...

Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell

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A Marong family have embarked on a search for their dog Vader, a four-year-old Pomeranian. The Clutch family came home to discover the Buy Swap...

Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

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"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut off the dangling bits." Prime...

Bendigo’s Oldest Cat Dies at 25 – That’s 117 In Cat Years!

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Bendigo's Oldest Cat Draco Meowfoy has passed away today at the ripe old age of 25. His owners Greg and Dianne McCawley from Huntly said "My...

Bendigo Police Warn Dog Against Leaving Owner In Hot Car

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An officer issued a warning to a dog yesterday for leaving her owner in her car while she played at the dog park, police...

Local Man Robbed Of Single Use Bags From His Home

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A local man was a victim of a daylight robbery at his home yesterday. Morgan Jamieson scrapped cat food into an empty single use Toy...

UPF: “We Hate Puppies and Kittens”

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United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. "Muslims are training cats...

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