All posts tagged "Politics"

  • Man Changes Smoke Alarm Battery When Australia Changes Leadership

    A man from Stawell in Western Victoria admitted he only changes his smoke alarm battery when Australia gains a new Prime Minister. Gerald Fawkes said “Back in the 90’s I kept forgetting to change the battery during...

    • Posted August 27, 2018
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  • Fuck You Canada, says Trump

    In what can only be described as a calculated move, American Commander-in-chief Donald “Duck” Trump has slagged off Canada. “No greater friends than the United States and Australia!” reads the media release by the Duck head of...

    • Posted August 25, 2018
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  • Local Man Buys Mop From Bunnings To Clean Up Lib Spill

    Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill. “I can’t believe the deal I got.” Mr Jacobs said. “I picked up...

    • Posted August 24, 2018
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  • Zimbabwe sends officials to Australia to assist with orderly change of government leader

    A delegation from the Zimbabwean government will arrive in Australia shortly to provide advice and support to the Australian government during it’s impending leadership change. “Some of these countries have a long history of policital instability, corruption...

    • Posted August 24, 2018
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