All posts tagged "Science"

  • Research Shows Dogs Don’t Use Tinder

    After two years of studying canine mating, Dr Richard Feynman has come to a conclusion. “At first it was bizarre,” said Dr Feynman. “Dogs were out there, producing puppies, but we could identify no access to online dating.” The good...

    • Posted December 11, 2016
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  • Ether Theorists Celebrate Science Week

    It is National Science Week, and in keeping with the accuracy of the 9 day celebration, the Bendigo Standard is helping to promote the theory of ether. “If it’s good enough for Newton, it’s good for me,”...

    • Posted August 17, 2016
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  • Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere

    Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week. “It is not an optical illusion,” said Dr Philip Shambrook while standing next to a...

    • Posted July 8, 2016
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  • Bendigo to Become Next Hub for Australian Space Exploration

    “Why not?” said project manager Major Coats. “It’s as good as anywhere else. Maybe not better than Adelaide, or, ah,” he pauses to think, “Narr, actually Bendigo’s slightly better than Adelaide I reckon.” The $1.3b project is...

    • Posted May 30, 2016
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  • New Artisan Restaurant to Open in Bendigo

    In recent years the Bendigo foodie scene has exploded onto the taste buds of locals and tourists alike. Set to join the list of French, Greek, Malay, and Mexican influenced restaurants will be Penguin Palace, which has...

    • Posted May 11, 2016
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