All posts tagged "Sex"

  • Research Shows Dogs Don’t Use Tinder

    After two years of studying canine mating, Dr Richard Feynman has come to a conclusion. “At first it was bizarre,” said Dr Feynman. “Dogs were out there, producing puppies, but we could identify no access to online dating.” The good...

    • Posted December 11, 2016
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  • Bendigo Sads ‘n’ Orgies Festival Considers Name Change

    Every year Malcolm McLaren mopes around town with a pile of posters. “It’s a lonely job but at the end of the festival it really feels worth it.” Mr McLaren’s efforts sees unhappy people cluster for a...

    • Posted November 4, 2016
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  • Mature Age Student Excited By Lozenge in Gift Bag

    In a chance encounter, a Bendigo Standard reporter and a mature age Bendigo La Trobe student met at a crucial moment. ‘What do you reckon this is?’ asked Stewart “Grandpa” Jones, 37, while holding a condom sized...

    • Posted July 30, 2016
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