All posts tagged "Sport"

  • Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now

    Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for Richmond. “They used to be crap and now they’re not. I used to be a Carlton supporter back in the early 90’s. Now...

    • Posted August 28, 2018
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  • Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold

    “The Olympic’s are right around the corner and it’s time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society team captain. “None of this jogging into the bush, looking for a flag on a tree, and...

    • Posted July 23, 2016
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  • Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere

    Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week. “It is not an optical illusion,” said Dr Philip Shambrook while standing next to a...

    • Posted July 8, 2016
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  • Barista or Soccer Player?

    Can you spot a barista if you saw one in the street? Take our quiz and see if you can separate the baristas from the soccer players. There’s eleven to choose from. Decide if the person could...

    • Posted June 7, 2016
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  • Church Tells St. Kilda Saints To Change Name

    The Catholic Church is petitioning the St Kilda Saints to “please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of the AFL football team.” “You can call yourselves the St. Kilda Devils,” the petition asserts. It is not...

    • Posted March 30, 2016
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  • Iron Jock Title 2016

    The Iron Jock 2016 title will be up for grabs next weekend at The Zone Entertainment Complex. Iron Jocks from all around the world will make their way to the destination and battle their way to see...

    • Posted March 23, 2016
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