Technology

Bendigo Health Purchases $2M Scanner to Determine Whether Patients are Robots or Just Really Bad at CAPTCHAs

In a groundbreaking move towards medical innovation, Bendigo Health has proudly unveiled its latest acquisition: a state-of-the-art scanner designed to determine whether patients are...

Uber Eats Now Allow Users to Raid Their Neighbours’ Fridge

In an astonishing leap towards culinary convenience, Uber Eats is rolling out a revolutionary update that lets users raid their neighbours' fridges from the...

First Trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo Has Just Dropped

The first trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo has just dropped, leaving gamers wondering if the map includes more than just a splash park and...

Woman Marries Smartphone, Claims It’s the Only One Who Truly Understands Her

Eaglehawk Resident Jessica Thompson tied the knot with her phone yesterday, aptly named "Alex". Thompson proudly declared that her electronic soulmate was the only...

Local Woman Drops Phone In Lake Weeroona. Turtles Unimpressed by iPhone 14

Local woman Kate O'Connell accidentally dropped her brand-new iPhone 14 in Lake Weeroona on Saturday, sending shockwaves throughout the turtle community. The device failed...

Local Woman Is 100% Sure The Discman In Cashies Is Hers

Local woman, Candy Skeeball, has made an earth-shattering discovery at Cash Converters – a vintage Discman that she is positively and undeniably certain was...

Amazon Echo Said It Heard Everything, And It’s Telling Mum

In an unexpected turn of events, a seemingly innocent Amazon Echo device has betrayed the trust of 15-year-old Timothy Bunker. The insidious cylinder has...

Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge

In a fantastic display of technological sass, an intelligent fridge has out its owner for a late-night snack binge. Local man, Mike Reynolds, was...

BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean. Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...

City Sends Well Wishes To Woman Quitting Facebook

Eaglehawk woman Thelma Schnobbs announced yesterday plans to quit Facebook after 8 years. Ms. Schnobbs decided she was sick and tired of the site wasting...

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