All posts tagged "World News"

  • Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas

    A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that Daddy Finger or Baby Shark song miss Christmas. Kids have been playing the same 3 YouTube videos over and over ad-nausem. Parents...

    • Posted August 16, 2018
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  • Top Twelve Reasons Donald Trump Winning Is A Good Thing

    The White House Will Get A Sun Bed To keep the orange tan looking crusty a sun room is going to get installed in the White House. That will increase its resale value. Less Trump TV shows...

    • Posted November 10, 2016
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  • Zaphod Beeblebrox Campaigns for American Presidency

    With half a brain, boundless charisma, and an unrivalled ability at shit-talking, Zaphod Beeblebrox is poised to sweep the American Presidential election. “It’s hard to see anyone beating him,” said political pundit Toni Stark. “He’s imaginative, irresponsible,...

    • Posted November 7, 2016
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  • RIP Big Bird

    The notorious Bird Flu has taken another victim. Shocked and shaken are only a few of the words that can only be used to describe the death of that lovable bird from the popular kids program Sesame...

    • Posted March 23, 2016
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