Oh, John Wick 4! Finally, another sequel to the riveting story of a guy who kills a bunch of people because of a puppy. What could be more thrilling?
In this instalment, our hero John Wick (played by Keanu Reeves) is back, and this time he’s…killing even more people! Wow, what a twist. But don’t worry, he’s doing it for a good reason (as always), and it’s definitely not just an excuse to show off some more stylish fight scenes.
And speaking of fight scenes, this movie has plenty of them. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as John Wick shoots, punches, and kicks his way through an endless stream of faceless henchmen. It’s like watching someone play a really violent video game, but without the fun of actually playing it yourself.
But don’t worry, there’s also some deep philosophical stuff going on in this movie. Like, what is the meaning of life? And can you really be happy if you’re a super-skilled assassin who’s always on the run from other assassins? These are the kind of questions that will keep you up at night…or at least make you wonder why you wasted your time watching this movie.
In conclusion, if you’re a fan of mindless violence and watching Keanu Reeves brood and kill people, then John Wick 4 is the movie for you. But if you’re looking for something with a bit more substance, well, maybe go watch a documentary or something.