Alright folks, strap in because I just saw Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 and I gotta say, I haven’t laughed this hard since my last failed relationship.
This movie had everything: talking trees, a raccoon with a major attitude problem, and a dude with a chin that could cut glass. I mean seriously, I thought I was watching a sci-fi version of the Muppets.
But let me tell you, the real star of this show was Dave Bautista. That dude is a comedic genius. Every time he opened his mouth, I couldn’t help but bust out laughing. I swear, if he ever decides to give up wrestling, he’s got a future in stand-up.
And let’s not forget about the soundtrack. I mean, who doesn’t love listening to classic rock while watching a bunch of space weirdos save the universe? It’s like my dream come true.
Now, I won’t give away any spoilers, but let’s just say that the ending of this movie was more satisfying than finally getting that last piece of pizza at a party.
So, if you’re looking for a good time and don’t mind watching a bunch of aliens act like they’re in a Broadway musical, then Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 is the movie for you. It’s like a big, goofy, intergalactic hug you never knew you needed.