Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins
A local bin captain has enraged his entire street by purposely putting out the wrong bin. Jim Roberts told The...
Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form
Funko is releasing Bendigo's favourite son Bryan 'Cogho' Coghlan as a Pop! Vinyl. The Bendigo Standard got its hands on...
Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations
Local IT consultant Frank Grossman was informed via email this week that he was a year behind in social club...
Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself
Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck...
Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time
Local guitarist Bobby "Fat Fingers" Jenkins is excited as a pig in a blanket to start busking again after another...
Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle....
Church Of Scientology Brings Love To Universal Nightclub
Church of Scientology has found a new home at the former Universal Nightclub. The church purchased the building for an...
Bendigo Council’s Self Respect Discovered Under Rubble
Construction of Bendigo's GovHub has ground to a halt following the discovery of the remains of the council's self-respect. In...
Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry
An Eaglehawk woman is in hospital after an unfortunate smoking accident. The woman who was waiting for the bus at...
Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would...
