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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Bendigo Ford Fun Run Returns This Sunday Because Walking is Overrated

The Bendigo Ford Fun Run is set to grace the streets of Bendigo once again on Sunday. Organisers are calling on locals of all ages...

Lansell Square Gym Buffs Feel The Burn In Epic Battle Against Daniel’s Donuts

Members of Anytime Fitness at Lansell Square are exercising their dismay as they find themselves surrounded by the irresistible allure of Daniel's Donuts, conveniently located...

Poppet Head Takes Well-Deserved Spa Day; Residents Wonder If It’s Getting Botox

The iconic poppet head in Rosalind Park has decided to close its steps for repairs. Sources close to the rusty landmark reveal it's finally taking...

Age-Defying Bendigo Man Declares, “I’m 9!” Throws Leap Year Birthday Bash for 36-Year-Old Self

Barry Gibbons has decided to celebrate his 36th birthday with all the zest and zeal of a 9-year-old on a Leap Year. Friends and family...

Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living

In a stunning display of obliviousness that rivals a toddler eating spaghetti in a white dress, the Bendigo Council has expressed bewilderment at the Huntly...

The Most Popular Airtasker Job For Each Bendigo Suburb

Intro In a groundbreaking investigation that nobody asked for, The Bendigo Standard has delved into the enigmatic world of Airtasker to uncover the most popular job...

Man Books Flight To Sydney To See If He Throws Up This Time

While most people would consider a trip to Sydney as a chance to explore the Opera House or climb the Harbour Bridge, a Bendigo resident...

Victory Christian College Proposes Name Change After Melbourne Victory Loss

Victory Christian College in Bendigo has proposed a name change following Melbourne Victory's recent loss. Unable to cope with the soccer team's defeat, the school's...

Cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park Accused of Running Underground Emu Fight Club

A cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park faces allegations of masterminding an underground emu fight club. Witnesses claim the formidable bird, known for its intimidating presence,...

Smaug the Dragon Takes Centre Stage as Dai Gum Loong Bows Out at Easter Fair

Dai Gum Loong has graciously stepped down as the main attraction at this year's Easter Fair, making way for the real star—Smaug the Dragon. The mythical...

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