Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief - Page 1

Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Local Car Thief Shocked to Discover Stolen Vehicle Comes with Unpaid Parking Tickets

In a stunning turn of events, local car thief Jake Mildew was reportedly dumbfounded to find a stack of unpaid parking tickets in the glove...

Dahlia & Arts Festival Plunges Into Chaos as T-Rex Breaks Loose

In what was meant to be a quaint celebration of community spirit, the annual Dahlia & Arts Festival parade took an unexpected turn when a...

Man Excitedly Prepares for Meatstock Festival, Vows to Consume Entire Animal Kingdom

Meet Dave Grills, a self-proclaimed meat enthusiast who has boldly declared his intention to devour the entire animal kingdom at this year's Meatstock festival. "I've been...

Caffeine Catastrophe: Office Riot Erupts as Coffee Machine Takes Unplanned Sick Leave

A bustling workplace in Bendigo was thrown into disarray as their beloved DeLonghi coffee machine, affectionately known as "Beanzilla," unexpectedly went on sick leave, leaving...

Dad Tells Kids The Animals On Old Bondi Vet Episodes Are Dead Now

Steve Stevenson, a local dad and self-proclaimed bearer of inconvenient truths, dropped a bombshell at the family dinner table last night while his family watched...

Breaking! Dog Shit Can Go In The Organics Bin

Bewildered residents recently stumbled upon the mind-boggling concept that dog crap can go in the organics bin, which is commonly used for food scraps. Expressing profound...

Pizza Hut Sign Elevates Itself To Heritage Status After Graffiti Makeover

Back in the olden days, Pizza Hut represented the golden age of Bendigo when dial-up internet and Spice Girls ruled. But thanks to a daring graffiti...

Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport

In a shocking turn of events, parking underground at the Bendigo Marketplace has evolved from a mundane activity into a full-fledged blood sport, leaving shoppers...

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Harcourt Applefest, an annual celebration of all things apple, has taken a bizarre turn as festival-goers expressed an unexpected affinity for the Samsung Galaxy Harvest,...

Bendigo Leads The Push For Gender Equality On International Man Boobs Day

The City of Greater Bendigo is leading the charge for gender equality on the inaugural International Man Boobs Day, demanding equal rights for pecs of...

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