Marketplace Offers ‘Insensitive’ Santa For Kids On His Naughty List
Until Christmas Eve Insensitive Santa, specializing in Central Victoria's worst children, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish...
Humans of Bendigo #1 – Eleanor McLeod
"High School couldn't have turned out better for me. I was extremely happy. I went to Uni to study fashion...
Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas
A new study was released today. Results show 100% of kids who sing that Daddy Finger or Baby Shark...
Local Man Drowns In His Sleep From His Wife’s Throw Pillows
Marong man Gavin McGronk died in his sleep last night after drowning in his wife's collection of throw pillows. Emergency...
Scomo To Investigate Why Eaglehawk Traffic Lights Are So Damn Slow
Eaglehawkians are thrilled to learn that PM Scott Morrison will personally investigate the speed of Eaglehawk traffic lights. Eaglehawk Mayor...
Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo
Australian Confectionary company Darrell Lea has announced the release of Bendigo Gold, a limited edition Bendigo themed Chocolate bar. It...
No Food. Bendigo Cinemas Install Body Scanners
Smuggling food into movies may be a thing of the past after Bendigo Cinemas announced the debut of their new...
What Hills? White Hills renamed ‘Flat White’
The City Of Greater Bendigo has announced today they have officially changed White Hills to Flat White. A spokesperson said...
Man Wonders If It’s Dad Shorts Weather Yet
Local Dad of 4 from Eaglehawk has asked his wife if it's time to wear the shorts she got him...
A New Era! The Standy To Be Distributed In Paper Form
Beginning from Friday, November 1, your favourite newspaper will be distributed for free every Friday to more than 50,000 homes,...
