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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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“I accidentally Used Mum’s Fabric Scissors and Now The Cops Are Here”

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A California Gully mum has issued an eleventh commandment: thou shalt not touch Mum's good fabric scissors. The sacred shears, rumoured to have been forged...

Scientists Discover Earth is Just a Giant Pancake. Flat Earthers Over The Moon

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In a groundbreaking discovery that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, researchers at the Bendigo Institute of Geology have confirmed that the Earth is,...

Mum Stuns Internet With Photo Of Baby Born With A Tramp Stamp

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Bendigo Health's maternity ward welcomed a newborn baby girl overnight with an unexpected fashion statement: a butterfly tramp stamp. The one-day-old infant, named Poppy, is...

First Trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo Has Just Dropped

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The first trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo has just dropped, leaving gamers wondering if the map includes more than just a splash park and a...

Kangaroo Flat Resident Concerned The New Epsom KFC Might Ruin His Culinary Standards

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People of Epsom rejoiced this week after KFC opened its doors. Now, locals can't help but wonder if their KFC is ready for the intense scrutiny...

Marketplace Offers Insensitive Santa For Naughty Kids

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Until Christmas Eve, Insensitive Santa, specialising in children on Santa’s naughty list, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids with his...

Exclusive Interview with Santa: He’s Just Claude with Excellent PR

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In a stunning revelation that has shaken the festive world to its snowy core, an exclusive interview with the man behind the myth, Santa Claus,...

Bendigo’s Housing Market So Bad, Even Ghosts Can’t Afford to Haunt

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In a shocking turn of events, it seems that even Bendigo's spectral residents are feeling the economic pinch of the city's housing market. Reports confirm...

Kangaroo Flat Man Honoured for Unprecedented Myki Evasion Streak

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In a stunning display of anti-establishment audacity, Bendigo's self-proclaimed Myki Maverick, Jakxsen "The Untapped" Evans, celebrated yet another day of living life on the edge...

Dan Andrews Spotted Working At Eaglehawk Recycling Centre

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Retired Victorian Premier Dan Andrews has been spotted hard at work at the Eaglehawk Recycling Centre in a stunning turn of events, leaving Bendigo in...
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