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Pizza Hut Sign Elevates Itself To Heritage Status After Graffiti Makeover

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Back in the olden days, Pizza Hut represented the golden age of Bendigo when dial-up internet and Spice Girls ruled. But thanks to a daring graffiti...

Finding A Car Park Underground At Bendigo Marketplace Officially Declared A Blood Sport

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In a shocking turn of events, parking underground at the Bendigo Marketplace has evolved from a mundane activity into a full-fledged blood sport, leaving shoppers...

Harcourt Applefest Attendees Prefer Samsung Galaxy Harvest

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Harcourt Applefest, an annual celebration of all things apple, has taken a bizarre turn as festival-goers expressed an unexpected affinity for the Samsung Galaxy Harvest,...

Bendigo Leads The Push For Gender Equality On International Man Boobs Day

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The City of Greater Bendigo is leading the charge for gender equality on the inaugural International Man Boobs Day, demanding equal rights for pecs of...

Bendigo International Madison Turns 50: A Half-Century of Spandex, Sweat, and Deep Heat

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In a stunning celebration of endurance, questionable fashion choices, and persistent muscle cramps, the Bendigo International Madison is hitting the ripe age of 50 this...

Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft

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Bendigo TAFE has introduced a cutting-edge Certificate 2 in Vehicle Theft, proving that education can truly open doors – car doors, that is. The course...

Citizens Now Required to Roll D20 for Housing Approval

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In a bold move to inject a dose of unpredictability into the housing market, city officials have announced that citizens are now required to roll...

Local Hero Out of Durries To Give To A Needy Stranger

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Local man Darren Wilson has found himself in a dire situation – he's officially run out of durries to give to a complete stranger. The...

Local Expert Reckons Dog Wearing Collingwood Jumper Can’t Even Name Their Captain

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Self-proclaimed AFL guru Guy Hart confidently believed a dog sporting a Collingwood jumper at the Cal Gully Dog Park couldn't even name their team's captain. "Typical...

“I’m A Red Posting Box And Mail Makes Me Horny”

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The red posting box outside the post office in the CBD has come forward with an unexpected confession: it gets hot and bothered every time...
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