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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community. As soon as the meeting began,...

Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time

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In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement, Maiden Gully woman Sarah Jefferson has reportedly reminded her husband for the 50 millionth time...

“Toddler Buying Beach Shovel And Bucket Is A Hitman” Says Toyworld Employee

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According to sources close to the situation, the team member, who wishes to remain anonymous, was convinced that a 2-year-old toddler was using the seemingly...

Entire Family Admits They Hate Newborn’s Stupid Name

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Maiden Gully couple Nathan and Susan Edwards admitted to despising the name of their niece. According to the parents, Mario and Shelley Lenovo, they have always...

Local Mum Serves Up A Delicious Serving Of Air From The Air Fryer

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Last night, Eaglehawk mother and home cook Sharpay Smyth served up a delicious serving of air from her trusty air fryer. Smyth, who has always been...

Man Announces To The Missus The Pan Is Still Soaking

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Last night, local husband, Braxton, announced to his wife that the pan was still soaking. This news has sent shockwaves throughout the household, leaving the...

Local Pays For Tattoo With A Cash Converters Loan

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Miraccle Reebok, a part-time barista, found herself in a pickle when she stumbled upon the perfect design at King of Rings. With a limited budget...

10 More Doughnut Shops Planned For Bendigo Marketplace

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In what is dubbed the "sweetest news of the year," local officials have announced plans to add ten more doughnut shops to Bendigo Marketplace. Critics are...

Man Drives Like A Moron Hoping He Ends Up On Highway Patrol

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In a desperate attempt to achieve his life-long dream of becoming a TV star, 27-year-old Tim Grimes has been driving like a complete idiot in...

Man Celebrates 40th Birthday At Strath Village Maccas

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Local man, Jerry Harrison, has taken birthday celebrations to a whole new level by booking the party room at Strath Village McDonald's for his 40th...
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