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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Scientists Successfully Capture the Sound Of An Ant Farting

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Queen Elizabeth Oval Renamed “King Elizabeth Oval”

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Bendigo Council has voted on a name change for Queen Elizabeth Oval, with the new name reflecting a change in a monarchy. “Too soon,” says the...

Epsom Finally Gets a KFC

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Residents in Bendigo’s top end have celebrated this week after ground was broken on the new Epsom KFC. “We are getting spoilt for choice,” Epsonite Irma...

Local Vegan Cafe Sells Grass Clippings As Lemongrass

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The results of a survey conducted by The Bendigo Standard this week discovered that no one could tell the difference between lemongrass and grass clippings. “It’s...

Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win

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The man and his best friend were out celebrating Geelong’s Grand Final win over the weekend. Ablett the Labrador, a first-time designated driver, drove his owner...

Shazza Falls In Love With Braxton Doing A Fully Sick Burnout In The Long Gully IGA Car Park

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Bendigo local Shazza Bacardi first noticed her true love Braxton at the Long Gully car park. He was wearing tight jeans with a flannelette shirt...

Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed

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"Just because I have dreads and I'm from Long Gully doesn't mean I have weed," says Shooter Marley.  "I grow celery in my backyard," Mr Marley...

Vaping Now An Epidemic Among Kindergarteners

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Australian teachers and staff told The Bendigo Standard that vaping is increasing among Kindergarten students Teachers like Mrs French have found it alarming. "Two kids were in...

Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize

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Huntly's own Makenzee Guppy has narrowly missed out on this year's Archibald Prize. The talented youngster's portrait of her mother Sharon came 3rd. "Mummy farts a...

Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence

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Ever since Buddhist monks got on at Lake Weroona it's been quiet. Too quiet. "The tram wouldn't shut up with the conspiracy theories," says driver Nick...
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