Falcon Monaro | Editor-in-chief - Page 29

Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong

When he was 5, Dagger Jones dreamed about going into space. This week his dream came true when he and his crew went into orbit...

Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge

A 5-year-old girl announced to her parents yesterday she was hungry but couldn't find anything to eat. The daughter of Keith and Sandra Discman from Strath...

Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

Because why not?? (Sorry, that's all I've got)

City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD

City of Greater Bendigo has announced it will install new musical toilets in the CBD. The $700,000 state of the art musical commodes will replace...

Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics

Eight months ago Bendigo Mum Rebecca Laminator bought her kids a Kmart inflatable kiddie pool to escape the heat. Next week she's chasing her first...

Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek

With just days to go before the Tokyo Olympics begin, there are concerns that Tokyo Bay, where the swimming portion of the triathlon is set...

Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street

Residents are demanding more road crossing options in the Kangaroo Flat CBD. Concerned Kangaroo Flatian Rebecca Wright said "Current lights are OK to get from Commonwealth...

Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs

"We've now got four service stations within 500 metres. It looks bloody ridiculous." Epsom resident Bob Gobb said. "How many times a week do they...

Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins

A local bin captain has enraged his entire street by purposely putting out the wrong bin. Jim Roberts told The Bendigo Standard  "I usually put out...

Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form

Funko is releasing Bendigo's favourite son Bryan 'Cogho' Coghlan as a Pop! Vinyl. The Bendigo Standard got its hands on the first Mini-Cogho this week. The...

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