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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations

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Local IT consultant Frank Grossman was informed via email this week that he was a year behind in social club donations. Social club Treasurer Sharon...

Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself

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Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck said "The refurbishment 10 years...

Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time

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Local guitarist Bobby "Fat Fingers" Jenkins is excited as a pig in a blanket to start busking again after another lockdown is lifted tonight. "I've been...

Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto

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Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle. "I look forward to Dennis Denuto...

Church Of Scientology Brings Love To Universal Nightclub

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Church of Scientology has found a new home at the former Universal Nightclub. The church purchased the building for an undisclosed sum. Bendigo religious leaders joined together...

Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry

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An Eaglehawk woman is in hospital after an unfortunate smoking accident. The woman who was waiting for the bus at the time lit her morning cigarette....

Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

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When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would be a lesson in entrepreneurship...

Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show

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A grown adult in his 40's has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from 90's kids show Lift Off. "EC",...

Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring

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Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced today that the ring of steel encasing Melbourne is actually a giant egg ring. "Victorians love their eggs in the morning,"...

No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List

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After hearing Bendigo Council will not be turning off parking meters in December, Santa has added every councillor to his naughty list. "The only way for...
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