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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Smaug the Dragon Takes Centre Stage as Dai Gum Loong Bows Out at Easter Fair

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Dai Gum Loong has graciously stepped down as the main attraction at this year's Easter Fair, making way for the real star—Smaug the Dragon. The mythical...

Collectors Gather at Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair to Prove They Can Still Use Cash

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Thousands flocked to the Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair over the weekend, not to buy priceless artifacts but to showcase their ability to handle physical...

Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!

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In a stunning display of collective denial, residents have somehow convinced themselves that the picturesque Lake Weeroona looks like anything but a colossal phallic symbol. Despite...

Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”

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ECHUCA - Inventor Gerald Fisk has proudly unveiled the world's first self-piloting paddlesteamer, boasting a revolutionary design. However, residents quickly dismissed the marvel, dubbing it...

Bendigo Residents Celebrate The Return of V/Line Buses

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V/Line has announced the triumphant return of their bus service. Forget the convenience of trains; it's time to embrace the nostalgia of sitting in traffic.The...

“I Really Have No F***ing Idea If It’s The Red Bin This Week”

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Kangaroo Flat resident Mark Lexmark admitted today that he has no clue whether the red bin is supposed to go out for collection this week....

20 Bangers To Play On Your Way To Fight Your Mobile Phone Driving Charge In Court

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In the fast-paced world of legal battles, one thing can make or break your case: the perfect soundtrack. As you gear up to fight that...

Hooters To Descend Upon The Universal

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Hooters restaurant has found a new home at the former Universal Nightclub. The restaurant chain purchased the building for an undisclosed sum. Residents are excited and perplexed...

This Week in Bendigo History

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Greetings, Bendigo time travellers! As we dust off the cobwebs of history, we unveil our first thrilling edition of "This Week in Bendigo History." Brace...

Local Stops Training For Beach Body To Work On Lake Eppalock Body Instead

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Chad Broseidon has decided to redirect his fitness goals from pursuing the elusive beach body to a more attainable objective: the coveted "Eppalock Body." Broseidon,...
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