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Editor-in-chief of The Bendigo Standard and an excellent parallel parker. "In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories." *Dun Dun*
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Lisa Chesters’ White Shirt Channels Barbie in Red Jacket Laundry Mishap

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Local MP Lisa Chesters' iconic red jacket that has graced the hallowed halls of political power and local cafes found itself in an unexpected rendezvous...

Elon Musk Set To Test Cybertruck’s Bulletproof Armour With A Drive Through Hargreaves Mall

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Elon Musk has announced his daring plan to put the bulletproof armour of his beloved Cybertruck to the ultimate test – a leisurely cruise through...

Maccas’ Chocolate Soft Serve Looks Like A Poo

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The latest addition to the McDonald's dessert menu has Bendigo residents questioning whether they're about to indulge in a sweet treat or embark on a...

Bendigo Health Purchases $2M Scanner to Determine Whether Patients are Robots or Just Really Bad at CAPTCHAs

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In a groundbreaking move towards medical innovation, Bendigo Health has proudly unveiled its latest acquisition: a state-of-the-art scanner designed to determine whether patients are sentient...

Bendigo’s Sonic Battle Royale: Groovin’ the Moo vs Red Hot Summer—Hipsters vs Rockers!

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In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo is torn between two musical powerhouses on the last Saturday of April, as Groovin the Moo and Red...

City Announces Plans for New Year’s Resolution Deposit Scheme

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The City of Greater Bendigo unveiled plans for a New Year's Resolution Deposit Scheme (NYRDS). Inspired by the container deposit scheme, this groundbreaking program encourages...

Bendigo Bank Christmas Party Runs Out of Mistletoe; Forced to Settle for Handshakes

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The Bendigo Bank Christmas party planning committee was left scrambling for alternatives when their mistletoe supply ran out. Witnesses reported panic among attendees as they...

Strath Dad Anticipates Another Damn Lynx Africa Gift Set For Christmas

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Local dad Gary Jefferies can hardly contain his joy at the imminent arrival of yet another Lynx Africa gift set this Christmas. Gary has allegedly been...

Arsehole Cat Refuses to Share Laser Pointer

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Mr Whiskers of Huntly has officially announced that the coveted laser pointer is his and his alone. The self-proclaimed "Emperor of Illuminated Dots" has left...

Bendigo Man Loses 85 Kilos On The “CSIRO Lazy Moes Diet”

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Weight loss is simple. Eat less, exercise more, and voilà: The pounds melt away. Unfortunately, it's not always that easy. Fortunately, a local man has...
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