Nick McCar - Astrologer - Page 1

♍ VIRGO Your feelings today are like a squirrel trapped in a vending machine—confused, desperate, and weirdly snack-oriented. Avoid taking things personally, even if a stapler falls on your foot. It’s not the universe sending you a message; it’s just gravity being a jerk again... or something like that.

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Aries, you impulsive firecrackers, you're like a bull in...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Oh, look at you, charging headfirst into every situation...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict you'll have...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict that you...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the universe has decided to...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, the stars predict you will...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Your energy levels are through the roof, Aries! Just...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 This week, Aries, your energy levels will be as...

Here's our guide to what the stars have in store for YOU! ♈ ARIES March 21 to April 19 Congratulations, Aries! This week, your impulsive nature will reach...