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Your Horoscopes – Week Of September 12, 2022
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♍ Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22 The person in the stall before you didn't flush. Good luck! You...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of May 2, 2022
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♉ Taurus | April 20 to May 20 Keep an eye out for rabid squirrels this month. Why be yourself...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 28, 2022
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28 February 2022
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 Romance is very definitely in the air...wait, that's doughnuts. You will receive...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 21, 2022
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21 February 2022
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20 The only way you could love yourself more is if you lived...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of February 7, 2022
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 Give up on your dreams, everyone else has. People walk on you...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of January 31, 2022
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 Sometimes setting a goal is like setting a table: there are too...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of August 9, 2021
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9 August 2021
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 I know you are pretty good at handling money and balancing your...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 26, 2021
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22 Do something for yourself! Have a beer with a friend. In fact,...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 19, 2021
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your doctor will stuff up your surgery. It will be no big...
Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 12, 2021
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Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22 Your legs will hurt this week after you take the biggest crap...
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