"You know that scene where the Joker blows up the hospital and the walk way collapses? This bridge here totally looks like that," said Elliot Farmer, 8, from Maiden Gully. The Bendigo Base… eh… Health, yeah, Bendigo Health hospital has abridge linking… eh… one part...
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A local man returned from New Zealand after 10 years and tried to return some weekly movies he forgot about to Roundabout Video. He discovered to his shock and disgust it was replaced with a JB Hi-Fi. He rushed to JB Hi-Fi and handed over...
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Bendigo's biggest Harry Potter fan, 29 year old Mary Clunes from Eaglehawk is still waiting for her acceptance letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She has been waiting since her 11th birthday but it never arrived. Every day for the past 18 years...
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"I said to the guy, I said, 'Emu, Kiwi, Twins,' and that was that. $525 million contract signed for the film," said Guy Fawkes. The project is slated for filming in 2019, using scenic locations around Eaglehawk, Maiden Gully, Jackass Flat, and Kangaroo Flat. "I...
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“What with Bear Grylls, Turtle Man, and Donald Trump rocking it in the reality TV world, I thought it was time,” said Australian-freaking-icon Alby Mangles. With the choke hazard that was dusting off the VHS camera complete, what plan does Alby have? “I'm going to...
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“We don't want their kind around here,” stated a man dressed as an Ewok. “Warp drive! That's not even a thing!” A dispute has erupted as a new Star Trek movie is planned for release in Bendigo soon. Cinema spokesperson Minnie Driver said, “The cinema...
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Bendigo Council decided today to go ahead with the $20 million redevelopment of Sacred Heart Cathedral that will see it turned into the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Next year the school will be introducing be introducing classes for gifted students. Defense Against the...
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Captain Harris and his crazy crew are bacl! This summer's most anticipated return of Police Academy 22: Out of Retirement, is the most anticipated movie this summer. The story line has been a highly guarded secret of who will play some of the worlds most...
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