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"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut off the dangling bits." Prime Possum, which is a man dressed as a possum costume character used by Channel Prime to tell kids when the...

A grown adult in his 40's has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from 90's kids show Lift Off. "EC", the notorious faceless, genderless doll, was supposed to represent "every child" but instead represented their nightmares. Hamilton Cunningham, 42...

Channel 10 have announced they have begun filming "I'm From Bong Gully... Get Me Out Of Here ya ****". The show will feature 16 residents from Long Gully living together in a specially constructed commission house on Long Gully Reserve. The show will feature two...

The first season of The Real Housewives Of Strathfieldsaye began filming today. It focuses on the personal and professional lives of several women residing in and around Strathfieldsaye. The new cast includes: Felesity Harkwise: A former child star who once auditioned to be on Ready...

Everyone wants you to watch their favourite TV show and literally won't shut up about it until you do. Huntly man Guy Sunbury can relate to this. Last week he announced to his work colleague's he has never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones....

George Colombaris announced on social media today he cannot wait to start trying airline food on the Bendigo flights. "I'm a huge fan of airline food," he told The Bendigo Standard while rocking on the balls of his feet. "The sky chefs are incredible. They really...

Almost 80% of Bendigonians will be ineligible to vote in the next council election due to being fans of Married At First Sight. In the latest survey conducted by The Bendigo Standard, 79% of Bendigo can name at least three of the tragics from Married At...

Legendary Australian children's entertainers Fat Cat and Patsy Biscoe will represent Australia in this years Eurovision song contest. "We are proud to represent Australia in the worlds largest song contest," Ms Biscoe said. Fat Cat was lost for words. The duo has beaten some of...

A local minor celebrity on Bendigo Have Your Say is heading to the I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here jungle. Anthony Butler will say 'Goodbye Bendigo Have You Say' and 'Hello Creepy Crawlies' as he's joined by Jacqui Lambie, Dermott Brereton's 80's mullet...