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Bendigo Man Refuses to Drink Coffee. Townsfolk Declare Him a Witch

Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous crime of refusing to...

Study Reveals Bendigo Has More Cafés Than People

In a groundbreaking study by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled that Bendigo now has more cafés than actual residents. This...

BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean. Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...

Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works

McDonald’s customers were left shocked after discovering the fast food giant’s frozen Coke machine was working properly. Shaarn Gibbs pulled into the Kangaroo Flat Maccas...

Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions

In a bold and courageous demonstration of the unsafe working conditions faced by Uber Eats drivers, local Uber Driver Mark Fraggle, chowed down on...

Local Mum Serves Up A Delicious Serving Of Air From The Air Fryer

Last night, Eaglehawk mother and home cook Sharpay Smyth served up a delicious serving of air from her trusty air fryer. Smyth, who has always...

10 More Doughnut Shops Planned For Bendigo Marketplace

In what is dubbed the "sweetest news of the year," local officials have announced plans to add ten more doughnut shops to Bendigo Marketplace. Critics...

Long Gully Splash Park To Sell ‘Lemonade’

Bendigo Council announced plans to sell lemonade made from recycled water to reduce waste and cut costs.According to the park manager, John Smith, the...

Epsom Finally Gets a KFC

Residents in Bendigo’s top end have celebrated this week after ground was broken on the new Epsom KFC. “We are getting spoilt for choice,” Epsonite...

Local Vegan Cafe Sells Grass Clippings As Lemongrass

The results of a survey conducted by The Bendigo Standard this week discovered that no one could tell the difference between lemongrass and grass...

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