Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off
The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun. Immediately following Bendigo on the Hops, the Slops is the next...
Food
Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers
A recent Morgan-Gallen poll of wankers has given top billing to beer snobs, edging out wine buffs, politicians, teenage boys,...
Chips at the National Hotel
These exquisite portions of potato have been sliced and fried, much like a Christian during the 1500s age of martyrs–...
Hot Topic: Would you drink it?
Yesterday a stubby of beer, labelled Carlton Dry, was found in a supermarket car park. “It doesn’t look open,” said...
Bendigo Decides: How Do You Eat a Whole Lettuce
The people of Bendigo have spoken on the tough questions. Mosque. Trams. How long the Kangaroo Flat swimming pool should...
Wine Review: Wild Duck Creek 2010 Yellow Hammer Hill.
Smells like the Incredible Hulk after a work-out in IXL's vat of raspberry conserve, and tastes like a raspberry chocolate...
Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day
Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully's Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally...
Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way
Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break...
Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square
“Oh, that is cheap,” says a man in Golden Square supermarket. The price reduced from $13.00 to $2.80. “It’s be...
Local Alcoholics Feel Ignored by Bendigo Beer Festival
“Where are the Doublebolster beers from Hubbabaloo, and the range of Mumblepressure Extra Pressed Frog Leg Infused Session beers?” asks...
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