Food & Drink
Local Sign Misunderstands the Meaning of the Word Hour
Spotted in Bendigo North, outside of the Cambrian Hotel, a sign was seen proclaiming Happy Hour between 3 and 6pm.
“Time is not a constant,”...
White Night Not As Popular As White Knights
What would you rather do, stand out in the cold, at night, looking at LED lighting on a wall, or eat something yummy?
White Knight...
Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off
The annual Bendigo on the Slops Festival has begun.
Immediately following Bendigo on the Hops, the Slops is the next day for survivors.
Real men.
Not weak...
Beer Wankers Replace Wine Wankers as Most Annoying Wankers
A recent Morgan-Gallen poll of wankers has given top billing to beer snobs, edging out wine buffs, politicians, teenage boys, and people who take...
Long Gully Publican Calls Last Drinks After 1 Day
Jeff Richards has only spent 1 day as the Publican of Long Gully's Laughing Pig Hotel. He has decided that it is finally time to retire.
The Laughing...
Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way
Eaglehawk man Greg Dawson found a non-sexy way to eat a banana today. He was on his morning tea break and wore a Donald...
Woman Dissuades Couple From Buying a Chicken in Golden Square
“Oh, that is cheap,” says a man in Golden Square supermarket.
The price reduced from $13.00 to $2.80.
“It’s be here all day,” says a women...
New Artisan Restaurant to Open in Bendigo
In recent years the Bendigo foodie scene has exploded onto the taste buds of locals and tourists alike.
Set to join the list of French,...
Bendigo Winemakers Festival Aims to Avoid Beer Wankers
“We'll be having none of this North American hops, IXPAL, Summertime Draught Ale, filtered through a watermelon crap,” says Winemaker Festival organiser Sir Reginald...
Melbourne Man Gives Lecture in Bendigo on How to Make a Proper Coffee
Giovanni Ribisi III, 29, arrived in Bendigo and was quickly displeased.
“A black latte has the froth removed from a standard latte and added post,...