Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time
In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement, Maiden Gully woman Sarah Jefferson has reportedly reminded her husband for the 50 millionth...
Man Announces To The Missus The Pan Is Still Soaking
Local husband, Braxton, last night announced to his wife that the pan was still soaking. This news has sent shockwaves throughout the household, leaving...
Local Soccer Player “Injured” After Partner Suggests Visiting The In-Laws
A local soccer player has been shown a yellow card after he was injured at home.
Lionel Spring from the Long Gully Crocs fell to...
Nauseatingly Insufferable Couple Pose In Front Of The Bendigo Sign
An annoyingly happy couple were spotted in front of the Bendigo sign in Rosalind Park today, not realising how infuriatingly cliche they were being.
"This...
Shazza Falls In Love With Braxton Doing A Fully Sick Burnout In The Long Gully IGA Car Park
Bendigo local Shazza Bacardi first noticed her true love Braxton at the Long Gully car park. He was wearing tight jeans with a flannelette...
Long Gully Man Has Hard Time Convincing Friends He Doesn’t Carry Weed
"Just because I have dreads and I'm from Long Gully doesn't mean I have weed," says Shooter Marley.
 "I grow celery in my backyard," Mr...
60 Christmas Conversation Starters
We've finished off Nan's Pav, unbuttoned our belts and slid down on our seat a little. Use these conversation starters to talk to your...
Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View
"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So many memories," said Sam...
Father Of Three Asks, “Is It Wednesday?”
"I could have sworn it was no later than Thursday," said Guy Bush, 32, of Huntly.
In a scene familiar to households across the nation,...
Local Man Celebrates Valentines Day By Getting The Bathroom To Himself
A local man is celebrating Valentines Day by taking his first solo poo.
"I finally got the toilet to myself for the first time after...