The scientific community announced today that water, the wet and notoriously aquatic substance, is the leading cause of drowning.
The discovery has shocked the scientific...
Local hipster, Dash Hawthorne, announced yesterday that his moustache, fondly named "Whiskers," is now a registered therapy animal. The 29-year-old coffee enthusiast says he's...
In an audacious attempt to outdo Dadswell's Bridge's beloved Giant Koala, Castlemaine has announced plans for a monumental Hipster statue.
The proposed statue, dubbed "The...
The Stewart family from Maiden Gully are daring to host an unprecedented 253rd consecutive Taco Tuesday tonight. Despite concerns from health experts, the Stewarts...
Bendigo locals claim to have discovered a suspected witch among them. The accused, 34-year-old man Gary Pritchard, committed the heinous crime of refusing to...
In a groundbreaking study by the Institute for Absurd Statistics (IAS), researchers have unveiled that Bendigo now has more cafés than actual residents. This...
McDonald’s customers were left shocked after discovering the fast food giant’s frozen Coke machine was working properly.
Shaarn Gibbs pulled into the Kangaroo Flat Maccas...
