Sunday, June 16, 2019

Money

The winner of last Thursday's $30 million Powerball has come to an agreement with Bendigo Council to buy Bendigo's bogan Bronx aka Long Gully for an undisclosed amount. The unidentified winner told The Bendigo Standard he intends to demolish the suburb and replace it with a...

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The Bendigo Standard was today restored to its last-known-good state, after attempts to install the internet's first coin-operated paywall ended in disaster. "I'm not sure exactly what went wrong" said Mike Elliott, editor-in-chief of the Standard. "I mean, I followed all the instructions: installed the...

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Extra self-service checkouts have been installed in Golden Square, and the locals couldn't be happier. "Volunteering is a great thing, and there's no better business to support," said one local. Yes, slavery, or unpaid work, used to be a dirty word. "But if it's volunteering...

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Raise your hand if you are looking for money and can't find it? Throughout the world money/currency after Britain's Brexit is becoming scarce. What is the solution you ask? Well look no further.... Australia's currency is now M&M's, those great chocolate treats!  Both peanut and...

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