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Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time

In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement, Maiden Gully woman Sarah Jefferson has reportedly reminded her husband for the 50 millionth...

Entire Family Admits They Hate Newborn’s Stupid Name

Maiden Gully couple Nathan and Susan Edwards admitted to despising the name of their niece. According to the parents, Mario and Shelley Lenovo, they have...

Man Announces To The Missus The Pan Is Still Soaking

Last night, local husband, Braxton, announced to his wife that the pan was still soaking. This news has sent shockwaves throughout the household, leaving...

Lansell Square Replaces Chadstone As The Fashion Capital

Lansell Square in Kangaroo Flat has surprisingly declared itself as the new fashion capital, replacing Chadstone, the well-established fashion hub in Melbourne. The shopping centre...

Year 12 Student’s Daughter Starts Year 7

Becoming a parent can have a transformative impact on many young people, which is no different for Year 12 student Shannon Budgie. "I can't believe...

Local Soccer Player “Injured” After Partner Suggests Visiting The In-Laws

A local soccer player has been shown a yellow card after he was injured at home. Lionel Spring from the Long Gully Crocs fell to...

Nauseatingly Insufferable Couple Pose In Front Of The Bendigo Sign

An annoyingly happy couple were spotted in front of the Bendigo sign in Rosalind Park today, not realising how infuriatingly cliche they were. "This is...

Reality Of Fatherhood Really Never Hit Home On Man Until He Changed Newborn Son’s First Nappy

Overwhelmed with emotions and the smell Tyler Grimes told The Bendigo Standard he couldn't believe he was a dad now as tears welled up...

Locals Believe Building In The Upside Down Could Help Aleviate Housing Crisis

Australia is in a housing crisis, with insanely ridiculous rents forcing families to move back in with their parents or search for other accommodations. Blue...

Your Horoscopes – Week Of October 17, 2022

Here are your Horoscopes for this week. ♎ Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22 You are not as stupid as your friends say you are....

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