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Bendigo’s Oldest Pothole Nominated for State Heritage Listing

Bendigo's oldest and most treacherous pothole has been nominated for state heritage listing. The pothole, estimated to have formed during the last Ice Age, has...

Locals Resort to Selling Organs As Fuel Prices Soar

In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo locals have discovered a revolutionary solution to the ever-increasing fuel prices: selling their organs on the black...

Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Doctor Manhattan Told To Chuck Pants On

Bendigo Comic-Con organisers were in a rush to reassure visitors after noted cosplayer William Dangles was arrested by police for public indecency. Arresting officer Andy...

Local Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Council’s Sinister Plot: They’re Planting Trees

Self-proclaimed truth-seeker and conspiracy enthusiast Jerry McQuirk has unveiled what he calls a "chilling conspiracy of botanical proportions." According to McQuirk, City of Greater...

Primary School Wink Murder Game Turns Deadly. Parents Push for “Rock, Paper, Scissors”

What was meant to be a harmless game of Wink Murder at a local primary school quickly spiralled out of control, resulting in a...

Marong Plans To Move Entire Town 2 Metres To The Left; Feng Shui Master Consulted

The City of Greater Marong has announced its audacious plan to shift the entire suburb 2 metres to the left. To improve its energy...

Victoria Bans Gas Connections, Opting for Power from Politicians’ Hot Air Instead

The Victorian government has taken a decisive step in its commitment to sustainability by announcing a ban on gas connections for new residential dwellings....

Local Invents Time Machine, Travels to Future. Discovers He Still Has HECS Debt

In what was initially hailed as a groundbreaking scientific achievement, local inventor and part-time barista Derek Sprocket shocked the world when he successfully built...

Local Man Claims Yowie Sighting, Turns Out to Be Hairy Neighbour Taking Out the Trash

Resident bushman Bruce McDougall claimed a groundbreaking Yowie sighting in Marong, only to discover it was his hairy neighbour, Gary Williams, putting his bins...

Jumper Cables Missing, Police Have No Leads

Bendigo Police are scratching their heads as they investigate the mysterious disappearance of a pair of jumper cables. The report arrived early yesterday morning...