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Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle....
Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”
"We haven't got any good candidates," said a Bendigo voter during the recent election. America looks sideways and raises an...
Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum
"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut...
Church Of Scientology Brings Love To Universal Nightclub
Church of Scientology has found a new home at the former Universal Nightclub. The church purchased the building for an...
Bendigo Council’s Self Respect Discovered Under Rubble
Construction of Bendigo's GovHub has ground to a halt following the discovery of the remains of the council's self-respect. In...
Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry
An Eaglehawk woman is in hospital after an unfortunate smoking accident. The woman who was waiting for the bus at...
Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would...
Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show
A grown adult in his 40's has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from...
Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced today that the ring of steel encasing Melbourne is actually a giant egg ring. "Victorians...
No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List
After hearing Bendigo Council will not be turning off parking meters in December, Santa has added every councillor to his...
