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Bendigo Council’s Self Respect Discovered Under Rubble
Construction of Bendigo's GovHub has ground to a halt following the discovery of the remains of the council's self respect....
Mask Horror! Eaglehawk Woman Sets Own Face On Fire Lighting A Durry
An Eaglehawk woman is in hospital after an unfortunate smoking accident. The woman who was waiting for the bus at...
Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit
When Bacardi Phonesdead helped her six-year-old daughter set up her first marijuana stand over the weekend, she thought it would...
Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show
A grown adult in his 40's has revealed to his partner he still has nightmares involving the faceless doll from...
Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring
Victorian Premier Dan Andrews announced today that the ring of steel encasing Melbourne is actually a giant egg ring. "Victorians...
No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List
After hearing Bendigo Council will not be turning off parking meters in December, Santa has added every councillor to his...
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Eppalock Ward Candidates
We continue with our last-minute coverage of local candidates. Gerald Shingles I'm 25 and a huge fan of wards. I've...
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Whipstick Ward Candidates
We continue with our last-minute coverage of local candidates. Virginia Bigsnax I was diagnosed at the age of 3 with...
Bendigo Council Elections: Recommended Lockwood Ward Candidates
Muffin Finsteine Hello, my name is Muffin Finestine. I’m 38 years of old and after six failed businesses I know...
Facemasks Now Mandatory For Statues
Around the city of Bendigo statues have been putting on facemasks. "It's now regulation. Some people don't realise this...
