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Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
When he was 5, Dagger Jones dreamed about going into space. This week his dream came true when he and...
Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
Because why not?? (Sorry, that's all I've got)
City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD
City of Greater Bendigo has announced it will install new musical toilets in the CBD. The $700,000 state of the...
Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics
Eight months ago Bendigo Mum Rebecca Laminator bought her kids a Kmart inflatable kiddie pool to escape the heat. Next...
Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street
Residents are demanding more road crossing options in the Kangaroo Flat CBD. Concerned Kangaroo Flatian Rebecca Wright said "Current lights...
Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs
"We've now got four service stations within 500 metres. It looks bloody ridiculous." Epsom resident Bob Gobb said. "How many...
Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins
A local bin captain has enraged his entire street by purposely putting out the wrong bin. Jim Roberts told The...
Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form
Funko is releasing Bendigo's favourite son Bryan 'Cogho' Coghlan as a Pop! Vinyl. The Bendigo Standard got its hands on...
Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations
Local IT consultant Frank Grossman was informed via email this week that he was a year behind in social club...
Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself
Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck...
