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Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street
Residents are demanding more road crossing options in the Kangaroo Flat CBD. Concerned Kangaroo Flatian Rebecca Wright said "Current lights...
Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs
"We've now got four service stations within 500 metres. It looks bloody ridiculous." Epsom resident Bob Gobb said. "How many...
Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins
A local bin captain has enraged his entire street by purposely putting out the wrong bin. Jim Roberts told The...
Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form
Funko is releasing Bendigo's favourite son Bryan 'Cogho' Coghlan as a Pop! Vinyl.The Bendigo Standard got its hands on the...
Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations
Local IT consultant Frank Grossman was informed via email this week that he was a year behind in social club...
Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself
Bendigo's newest millionaire has told The Bendigo Standard he plans to fix Hargreaves Mall himself. The builder and lucky duck...
Busker Ready To Revive Coles Busking Scene For The Third Time
Local guitarist Bobby "Fat Fingers" Jenkins is excited as a pig in a blanket to start busking again after another...
Trump Hires Sweaty Law Expert Dennis Denuto
Donald Trump has spared no expense in hiring constitutional law expert Dennis Denuto, as seen in the movie the Castle....
Bendigo Council Elections A Shambles. America: “Hold My Beer”
"We haven't got any good candidates," said a Bendigo voter during the recent election. America looks sideways and raises an...
Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum
"It's was a simple procedure," said Dr Chris from the hit BBC/ABC show Scottish Vets Down Under. "We mainly cut...
