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Fyre Fest Producers To Run For US Presidency
Step back Kanye West and running mate Snoop Dogg. Hold the phone Missy Elliott and M.I.A. Join the queue Jazz...
5G Causes Tim Reuben To Leave Hit FM
Comments following Tim Reuben's departure from Hit FM Bendigo indicate the real reason for the popular presenter's move off air....
Bendigo Airport Offers Fake Flights For Sydney-Starved Tourists
Missing the sights and smells of Sydney during the Coronavirus lockdown? Today, Bendigo Airport and Qantas began offering travellers the...
Local COVID-19 Patients Quarantined On Lake Tom Thumb Island
Bendigo council announced this morning that anyone diagnosed with Covid-19 will be quarantined on that island at Lake Tom Thumb...
Melbourne Replaces Ballarat As Victoria’s Least Liveable City
"Do you want Coronavirus or frost? It's a tough choice," said Lindy Swan, 29, of no fixed address. The choice...
Dome Sweet Dome. Elon Musk To Build Melbourne ‘Cyberdome’
BREAKING - Elon Musk has agreed to build a giant stainless steel 'Cyberdome' to enclose Melbourne for the next 2...
Brendan Fraser Signs On For “Pre-Covid Man”
In the most exciting entertainment news since Nicolas Cage was announced to play Joe Exotic, Brendan Fraser is onboard for...
Dan Andrews Announces Single Loser Friend Can Visit Too
Lockdown restrictions are easing as the Victorian Premier, Dan Andrews, announces that up to five people can visit a house....
Most Complicated Hopscotch Ever Produced
"You see you jump there, and skip there, and move over there, then hop back to here, and that's if...
Person Goes To Mickey Mouse Hill For The View
"Used to root there. Used to root there. Got a root in that pit. Snogged on behind that bush. So...
