Bendigo's premier park has become ground zero for an unprecedented flying fox invasion. Residents now fear walking through Rosalind Park as they might fall...
Bendigo Churches have boldly proclaimed that they have absolutely nothing in common with the global phenomenon of Hillsong. Despite overwhelming evidence, pastors remain steadfast...
Bendigo Bank has announced the introduction of a revolutionary new Man Flu leave policy exclusively designed for male employees.
According to the bank's HR department,...
A new studdy conducted by the Bendigo University of Linguistic Observations (BULO) reveels a shocking find: 50% of people can't spill. Prof. Mike L....
Bendigo City Council announced yesterday its ingenious solution to the city's notorious pothole problem: turning them into 5000 new swimming pools.
"We realized that fixing...
City of Greater Bendigo has announced plans to replace all councillors with ChatGPT, OpenAI's advanced language model. The AI, which comes pre-loaded with Bendigo...
Local woman Kate O'Connell accidentally dropped her brand-new iPhone 14 in Lake Weeroona on Saturday, sending shockwaves throughout the turtle community. The device failed...
California Gully resident Sharon Thompson has admitted defeat after a gruelling 60-minute standoff with Centrelink's notorious hold music. Mrs Thompson, who began the call...