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Festival Planned To Celebrate Napier St Upgrade
Bendigo Council is planning a month-long street festival to celebrate the completion of the $30 million Napier Street upgrade. The...
Traders Hope ‘Baby Shark’ Song Will Drive The Rest Of Bendigo Away From Mall
Traders in Hargreaves Mall are trying to keep shoppers away from the mall and their businesses. The loop of “Baby...
Lamb At Australian Sheep and Wool Show Under Investigation For PEDs
An award-winning lamb is currently under investigation and may be stripped of its title after veterinarians at the Australian Sheep...
“Holy Crap The Road’s Finished!” Locals Call For Public Holiday
It's finally done - No joke. The Napier Street upgrade has been completed more than 300 years after construction began....
Donald Trump Meets Macho Man Randy Savage
In ground-breaking scenes, American President Donald Trump met one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time today. King of the...
Megan Claims Religious Freedom For Not Cleaning Staffroom Dishes On Her Rostered Day
“She’s always doing it,” said co-worker Camille Angove. “Farts at her desk, says religious freedom. Cuts her nails while photocopying,...
“Babyccino’s Are Gateway to Caffeine Addiction” Says Local Mum
Five-year-old Bylan Bacardi has been a Babyccino drinker since birth. "It's mothers milk," he says. "It started off as an...
News Flash: Clogs Doesn’t Sell Wooden Shoes
Local Dutchman Peter Van Der Noogan was shocked yesterday when he tried to buy shoes from a local pizza shop....
Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!
Channel 10 have announced they have begun filming "I'm From Bong Gully... Get Me Out Of Here ya ****". The...
Bendigo To Host Australia’s First Frozen Meal Expo
Josh Schmobs living alone with no prospects. He was cash strapped and ate frozen meals every night living off Aldi's...
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