The notorious Toe Tickler was released today on parole. Part of the conditions of parole is to wear 10 small electronic ankle bracelets on his fingers. The Toe Tickler terrorised Bendigo in the late '80s & early '90s. Over the course of 5 years, he...
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Finding loose change to pay for parking in the CBD will no longer be a problem with Bendigo Council rolling out new parking meters that will allow you use your own organs and body parts to pay for parking. The news comes after the council...
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Avid parade watchers Jeffrey and Leeanda Goodas camped on the tram tracks in Pall Mall overnight on Saturday night after the torchlight procession so they could reserve a premium spot for Sunday's gala parade. The couple used a giant 3 bedroom tent as their save...
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Arn Daveson of Strathfieldsaye has claimed the Dragons appearing in the Easter parade are not a realistic representation of the magical species. “Look, I’ve played all five editions of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, and none of them has had dragons appear as a cloth-and-wood framework...
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A solution to Bendigo’s waste problems has been found as the Bendigo council prepares for the closure of Eaglehawk landfill. The council has announced it will use the newly discovered black hole as the new landfill. Other options discussed included putting rubbish in abandoned mine...
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The first season of The Real Housewives Of Strathfieldsaye began filming today. It focuses on the personal and professional lives of several women residing in and around Strathfieldsaye. The new cast includes: Felesity Harkwise: A former child star who once auditioned to be on Ready...
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"I'm giving it up for forty days," a local man told his friends and family. "It's what Jesus would have done if he was on Facebook." The unnamed local man said it was a difficult decision to quit trying to be right all the time...
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A local couple who lived in Long Gully for 9 years has paid tribute to the suburb by naming their first child: Bong Gully. "We are 5th generation Long Gullyan's," said Kendrew and Mackennziee Waterson. It's also living tribute to where their baby was conceived....
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Everyone wants you to watch their favourite TV show and literally won't shut up about it until you do. Huntly man Guy Sunbury can relate to this. Last week he announced to his work colleague's he has never seen an episode of Game Of Thrones....
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Abercrombie Cardigan, a 5th generation Long Gullyan has been trying to convince her family and friends that Long Gully isn't that bad. Ms Cardigan told The Bendigo Standard "I have a few friends who have been on Highway Patrol. It feels like winning the Powerball...
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