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Poppet Head Takes Well-Deserved Spa Day; Residents Wonder If It’s Getting Botox

The iconic poppet head in Rosalind Park has decided to close its steps for repairs. Sources close to the rusty landmark reveal it's finally...

Age-Defying Bendigo Man Declares, “I’m 9!” Throws Leap Year Birthday Bash for 36-Year-Old Self

Barry Gibbons has decided to celebrate his 36th birthday with all the zest and zeal of a 9-year-old on a Leap Year. Friends and...

Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living

In a stunning display of obliviousness that rivals a toddler eating spaghetti in a white dress, the Bendigo Council has expressed bewilderment at the...

Man Books Flight To Sydney To See If He Throws Up This Time

While most people would consider a trip to Sydney as a chance to explore the Opera House or climb the Harbour Bridge, a Bendigo...

Victory Christian College Proposes Name Change After Melbourne Victory Loss

Victory Christian College in Bendigo has proposed a name change following Melbourne Victory's recent loss. Unable to cope with the soccer team's defeat, the...

Cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park Accused of Running Underground Emu Fight Club

A cassowary at Kyabram Fauna Park faces allegations of masterminding an underground emu fight club. Witnesses claim the formidable bird, known for its intimidating...

Smaug the Dragon Takes Centre Stage as Dai Gum Loong Bows Out at Easter Fair

Dai Gum Loong has graciously stepped down as the main attraction at this year's Easter Fair, making way for the real star—Smaug the Dragon. The...

Collectors Gather at Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair to Prove They Can Still Use Cash

Thousands flocked to the Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair over the weekend, not to buy priceless artifacts but to showcase their ability to handle...

Entire Town Somehow Convinced Lake Weeroona Is Absolutely Not a Giant… You Know, Phallic Symbol or Anything!

In a stunning display of collective denial, residents have somehow convinced themselves that the picturesque Lake Weeroona looks like anything but a colossal phallic...

Echuca Man Invents World’s First Fully Autonomous Paddlesteamer. Locals Say “It’s Just a Really Lazy Duck”

ECHUCA - Inventor Gerald Fisk has proudly unveiled the world's first self-piloting paddlesteamer, boasting a revolutionary design. However, residents quickly dismissed the marvel, dubbing...

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