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This Woman Didn’t Take Her Husband’s Last Name Cause He Doesn’t Exist

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In a groundbreaking act of independence, local woman Sarah Benson has boldly decided not to take her husband's last name—primarily because he's imaginary.   While many...

City Launches $4.5M Pothole Sponsorship, Locals Pick Their Favourite Hole

Local News
In a groundbreaking initiative to revitalise the city's infrastructure and sense of civic pride, the Bendigo City Council has unveiled a $4.5 million "Pothole...

Heroic Reverse Parallel Park Stuns Café Crowd

Local News
In a daring act of sheer determination, local woman Melanie Wright took on the ultimate urban challenge this morning: a reverse parallel park in...

Bloke Walking Straight Into Spiderweb Looks Like A Massive Dickhead

Local News
Kangaroo Flat Bloke Nathan McGruff is being described as an "absolute dickhead" after walking straight into a spiderweb at Lake Weeroona this morning. "He was...

Man Still Emotionally Scarred By The Death Of Artax In The NeverEnding Story

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Epsom man Craig Dennington (44) revealed today that he remains emotionally scarred by the tragic death of Artax, the horse from The NeverEnding Story....

High Street Massage Parlour Now Offering ‘The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably’

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In a bold marketing move, a High Street massage parlour has unveiled its new slogan: “The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably.” Owner and self-proclaimed...

Hoobee Tubee Shut Down After Dad Gets Stuck Like A Human Watermelon

Local News
In an all-too-familiar scene at the Faith Leech Aquatic Centre, the iconic Hoobee Tubee waterslide was shut down again today following a dramatic incident...

Couple Buys Caravan, Immediately Becomes Experts On Every Campsite In Victoria

Local News
Local couple Barry and Linda Mitchell have declared themselves “seasoned camping veterans” less than 48 hours after purchasing a second-hand Jayco caravan from a...

Bendigo Couple Rings In 2025 Watching Sydney Fireworks On TV, Declaring It ‘Good Enough’

Local News
Long Gully couple Darren and Shaz Henderson ushered in the new year with an understated celebration that could only be described as "adequate." Armed with...

Abandoned E-Scooters Demand Their Own Pixar Film

Local News
A pile of e-scooters occupying the corner of Queen St and Mitchell St (the same space where a bush poet once stood 100 years...
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