Until Christmas Eve Insensitive Santa, specializing in Central Victoria's worst children, will appear at the Marketplace. He plans to punish those kids on his naughty list with his belt or bundle of birch sticks. Insensitive Santa comes from a military background and spent 20 years...
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Marong man Gavin McGronk died in his sleep last night after drowning in his wife's collection of throw pillows. Emergency services are still trying to find the man. Witnesses believe the number of throw pillows on the bed at the time was in the low...
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Eaglehawkians are thrilled to learn that PM Scott Morrison will personally investigate the speed of Eaglehawk traffic lights. Eaglehawk Mayor Clive Hooverdamn welcomed the news. "Every Australian needs good access to traffic lights," the PM said. "Leave it with me." The lights at the Victoria...
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Australian Confectionary company Darrell Lea has announced the release of Bendigo Gold, a limited edition Bendigo themed Chocolate bar. It follows the success of Sydney and Gold Coast versions. We've put a city known for its gold, architecture and dragons into a chocolate bar. It's...
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Smuggling food into movies may be a thing of the past after Bendigo Cinemas announced the debut of their new body scanners. The scanners will restrict outside food, drinks, video cameras and multiple people hiding in trench coats. Bendigo Cinemas spokesperson said, "During a trial,...
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The City Of Greater Bendigo has announced today they have officially changed White Hills to Flat White. A spokesperson said "We realised that White Hills has more coffee shops than hills. The name is no longer relevant." Flat White Mayor John Thongsong said, "White Hills...
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Local Dad of 4 from Eaglehawk has asked his wife if it's time to wear the shorts she got him from Fathers Day yet. Gavin Bogg said "It's supposed to be about 25 today, darl. Maybe I should chance it." His wife Sheila said "When...
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Beginning from Friday, November 1, your favourite newspaper will be distributed for free every Friday to more than 50,000 homes, fish & chips shops and pubs across Bendigo and the surrounding region. We thought "Hey, the market for a free weekly publication in paper form...
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A Maiden Gully couple has been left shocked and dismayed after their 13-year-old son Lucas received 10 boxes of glass pipes from the Wish.com. "I was just trying to buy computer parts and stuff to build my own computer" Lucas explained, "It's not like the...
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A couple of local The Block fans (or 'blockheads') are planning to undergo their first bathroom renovation just in time for Christmas after acknowledging they have never even fixed a running toilet. "We learned all we need from watching The Block. Scott Cam is our...
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