New Law Court’s Mime Courtroom Handles Cases in Complete Silence
In a groundbreaking legal experiment, the Bendigo Law Courts have unveiled their new mime courtroom. Designed to tackle the city's growing backlog of criminal...
Qantas’ Bendigo To Sydney Mile High Club Attracts Lovers
Qantas is pleased to announce it is offering daily flights from Bendigo to Sydney on its new mile-high service while flying at 35,000 feet.
"We're...
Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail
An incident occurred yesterday when a group of hikers stumbled upon a cocaine drop bear while on the O'Keefe Rail Trail. According to eyewitnesses,...
BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean
King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean.
Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...
Local Woman Convinced Fitted Sheets Don’t Want Folding
In a groundbreaking discovery that has sent shockwaves through the world of bedding, Kangaroo Flat's Sharon Smithington has come to the realization that fitted...
Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change
In the wake of the recent announcement to rename Huntly to Moist, the long-term residents of Jackass Flat are at it again, circulating a...
Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Stupidly Spends Their Hard Earned Money
Local ratepayer, Gary Farke, can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates the ways in which his city council will waste his pay.
"It's like...
Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future
Local resident, Jimmy Carkeys, expressed his disappointment yesterday after visiting the Garden of the Future and finding out that there were no hoverboards.
"This is...
Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist
Bendigo City Council has announced the renaming of the suburb of Huntly to Moist.
"We are excited to announce that we are changing the...
Building Evacuated After Work Colleague Sprays Lynx Africa
A colleague was forced to evacuate the building after spraying a copious amount of Lynx Africa deodorant. The incident, left the entire office gasping...