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New Study Shows That 100% of People Who Exercise Regularly Will Eventually Die

A groundbreaking new study conducted by researchers at La Trobe University has revealed the shocking truth that 100% of individuals who exercise regularly will,...

Local Man’s Inability to Parallel Park Now Considered a Tourist Attraction

A local man's chronic inability to parallel park has become the city's newest tourist attraction, drawing crowds and generating significant revenue for Bendigo's tourism...

Bendigo Fun Runners Finish Three Weeks Later Due to Excessive Sightseeing

The Bendigo Ford Fun Run started with 2,000 excited runners three weeks ago. But instead of a race, it turned into a slow sightseeing...

Local Man Excited to Spend Life Savings For Priceless Easter Fair Experience

With the annual Bendigo Easter Fair just around the corner, resident Barry O'Sullivan has reportedly been counting down the days until he can trade...

Shopper Clears 8000th Theft Suspicion By Big W Door Greeter

Resident and shopping legend Ethel Miggins triumphantly marked her 8000th theft suspicion clearance by the Big W door greeter, solidifying her status as a...

Bendigo Celebrates Annual “Not Ballarat” Festival

As the proud citizens of Bendigo prepare to honour their most cherished and time-honoured tradition, the annual "Not Ballarat" Festival, city officials and residents...

Bendigo’s Potholes Now Officially Classified as Tourist Attractions

The City of Greater Bendigo has announced a groundbreaking decision to rebrand the city's numerous potholes as tourist attractions. In a well-attended press conference, Mayor...

Bendigonians Successfully Steal Sydney Opera House, Claim “Finders Keepers”

In an astonishing display of hometown pride and cunning, a group of Bendigo residents have somehow managed to steal the iconic Sydney Opera House...

Qantas’ Bendigo To Sydney Mile High Club Attracts Lovers

Qantas is pleased to announce it is offering daily flights from Bendigo to Sydney on its new mile-high service while flying at 35,000 feet. "We're...

Cocaine Drop Bear Spotted On The O’Keefe Rail Trail

Yesterday, a group of hikers stumbled upon a cocaine drop bear while on the O'Keefe Rail Trail. According to eyewitnesses, the bear was seen...

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