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BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean. Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...

Local Woman Convinced Fitted Sheets Don’t Want Folding

In a groundbreaking discovery that has sent shockwaves through the bedding world, Kangaroo Flat's Sharon Smithington realized that fitted sheets are not designed to...

Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change

In the wake of the recent announcement to rename Huntly to Moist, the long-term residents of Jackass Flat are at it again, circulating a...

Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money

Local ratepayer, Gary Farke, can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay. "It's like Christmas come early!"...

Locals Disappointed There’s No Hoverboards In The Garden Of The Future

Resident Jimmy Carkeys expressed his disappointment yesterday after visiting the Garden of the Future and discovering no hoverboards. "This is supposed to be the Garden...

Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist

Bendigo City Council has announced renaming the suburb of Huntly to Moist. “We are excited to announce that we are changing the name of Huntly...

Building Evacuated After Work Colleague Sprays Lynx Africa

A colleague was forced to evacuate the building after spraying a copious amount of Lynx Africa deodorant. The incident left the entire office gasping...

Mario Wonders How Luigi Can Afford A Haunted Mansion In Bendigo On A Plumbers Salary

Mario, the famous Italian plumber and video game icon, expressed his bewilderment today at how his brother Luigi purchased a luxurious haunted mansion in...

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community. As soon as the meeting...

“Toddler Buying Beach Shovel And Bucket Is A Hitman” Says Toyworld Employee

According to sources close to the situation, the team member, who wishes to remain anonymous, was convinced that a 2-year-old toddler was using the...

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