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Taylor Swift Launches Fragrance Line Inspired by the Scent of Bendigo Creek

Taylor Swift has unveiled her latest fragrance line, "Eau de Bendigo," inspired by the enchanting scent of Bendigo Creek. Known for its aromatic blend...

Devoted Swifties at The All Seasons Mistake Taylor Swift Tribute Act for the Real Thing

Fans of Taylor Swift attending a tribute act at The All Seasons were reportedly convinced they were in the presence of the actual pop...

Triple M Renamed Claude FM Because He’s The Local You Know

Triple M station has decided to rename itself Claude FM. Why, you ask? Well, according to station executives, Claude is the guy who knows...

New Survey Results Reveal Bendigonians Were Conceived On Mickey Mouse Hill

A surprising new survey has been released today from Latrobe University stating that most Bendigonians were conceived on Mickey Mouse Hill. A survey of 2000...

Council to Fix Potholes by Removing All Roads

City of Greater Bendigo has declared an audacious plan to eliminate the problem altogether: removing all the roads. Mayor Andrea Metcalf announced the radical...

Man Declares Victory in the Correct Way to Pronounce ‘Ulumbarra’

Dave Henderson declared an unprecedented victory in an argument destined to outlast time itself: the correct pronunciation of "Ulumbarra." Witnesses report that the man,...

Bendigo Residents Brace for Trashpocalypse as Bin Night Goes Fortnightly

In their infinite wisdom, the city council has decided that we all have too much excitement in our lives and need a breather between...

Local Prep Grader Declares Early Retirement, Demands Golden Watch and Pension After Exhausting First Week of School

Little Timmy Thompson has officially declared himself "done" after just one week of prep grade. Sources close to the situation report that Timmy has...

Flora Hill Man Folds Fitted Sheet

Resident and self-proclaimed "Sheet Whisperer" Dylan Baker achieved the seemingly impossible task of folding a fitted sheet without succumbing to frustration or existential despair. Eyewitnesses...

Local Believes ASIO Is Listening in on Birthday Wishes

In a stunning revelation, resident Barry Mumbleton is convinced that the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) is listening to his birthday wishes. Mumbleton, known for...

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