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Actual Halloween Goes Past Unnoticed

A Celtic celebration to mark the arrival of winter has passed largely unnoticed through Australia and other Southern Hemisphere countries. “Oops,” said one primary school...

Young Indian Children Found Working in Bendigo Mine

Astounding scenes this week as children were seen fleeing a Bendigo mine where they had been forced to work. “It’s incomprehensible,” said Dr Henry Jones...

Bendigo Winemakers Festival Aims to Avoid Beer Wankers

“We'll be having none of this North American hops, IXPAL, Summertime Draught Ale, filtered through a watermelon crap,” says Winemaker Festival organiser Sir Reginald...

New Non-deadly creature found in Bendigo

Wildlife expert John Michael's claims to have identified a new harmless Hipster living wild in the coffee shops of Bendigo. The find may qualify...

Long Gully P-Plater Caught Doing Speed Limit

An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 km/h in a 50 limit street in Long Gully overnight. Sargent John Johnson of Bendigo Highway Patrol...

“More Twisted Than A Topknot” – Pho’lis

Bendigo cafe and bar owners are under fire with talks of another protest that may take over Easter celebrations this weekend. As stated in a...

Hipster Rally: not in my town say locals

A counter rally is being organised in response to the "Hipsters March in Peace". Bevan Smith, spokesperson for the group "Say No to Hipsters", has...

Hipsters March for Peace

Bendigo CBD will be under fire yet again this coming weekend. Expecting thousands of beards, scarves, and what can only be described as "dad...

Giant Marilyn Monroe Statue to be Replaced by Giant Ice Addict

The City of Greater Bendigo Council has relented to a minority group opposed to the giant Marilyn Monroe statue (legs pictured). “The fist shacking brigade...

Rod Fyffe’s Hair Revealed to be Made of Noodles

A month long investigation by the Bendigo Standard has uncovered the truth about Lord Mayor Rod Fyffe's hair (pictured). It is not made of brush...

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