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Outrage as Santa Demands Milk Alternatives for Lactose Intolerant Elves

In a shocking turn of events at the North Pole, Santa Claus declared a state of emergency, demanding milk alternatives for his lactose-intolerant elves....

Bendigo Man Attends Office Christmas Party, Still Can’t Remember Colleague’s Name

In a heroic display of social awkwardness, a Bendigo man valiantly attended his office Christmas party and emerged with a stunning achievement—he still can't...

Local Puts ‘Christ Back Into Christmas’ by Spending A Small Fortune on Gifts

Kim Jingleton from Strathfieldsaye has achieved the unthinkable: spending a jaw-dropping $10,000 on gifts and miraculously putting the "Christ" back into Christmas. Friends and family...

Residents Flock to Witness The Opening of An Envelope

Throngs of Bendigo locals descended upon the Town Hall yesterday to witness the grand opening of an envelope. The envelope, which sources believed contained a...

45-Year-Old Discovers Age Pension Is Actually 22 Years Away, not 20 Years Away As First Thought

Previously convinced he was a mere two decades away from sipping cocktails on a beach with his age pension, Terry Thompson is now frantically...

Wordle today: Here’s The Answer And Hints

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Rival Gangs of Bin Chickens Engage in Battle Over Botanical Gardens Bins

Local Bin Chickens, known for their fearless pursuit of discarded chips and half-eaten Macca's, have taken their territorial disputes to new heights—or rather, new...

Housing Crisis Solved! 110,000 People, 1 House, Infinite Awkward Moments

Bendigo residents have pioneered a novel solution to the housing crisis – sharing one house like a giant, dysfunctional family. With over 110,000 residents now...

Local Teacher Turns Hangover Into ‘Heads Down Thumbs Up’ Triumph

In an innovative move that blurred the lines between education and daycare, a local primary school teacher, Mrs Johnson, decided to kick off the...

Party Planning Committee Book the Least Entertaining DJ in Bendigo

An office Christmas party planning committee proudly announced that they've successfully booked the least entertaining DJ in Bendigo. The selection process reportedly involved hours...

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